Jonathan (Maize) Kim

Competitive smash ultimate player (Maize) | CHI ➡️ SEA | UIUC ‘22 | Marching Illini Drumline🦩| Seahawks Drumline | Software engineer

[Jonathan (Maize) Kim @Chanwoo321]

Getting a clip of spiking someone in smash: 😴
Getting a clip of double spiking in a volleyball side bracket at a smash regional and placing tied first overall: 🥴🤤🔥

[Jonathan (Maize) Kim @Chanwoo321]

Why don’t more Pikachu players do this

[Jonathan (Maize) Kim @Chanwoo321]

@everest_roy Ladder for bigger regionals, but redemption -> friendlies for small or medium sized ones. Ladder works when there are a lot of people who are playing, but when there’s less than like 100 people I feel like it helps set a schedule and has people available at the same time

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[yash @swagskrit]

when a man has nothing important to be proud of like his clash royale trophies or uber rating he takes pride in useless stuff like academics career long term relationships

[Jonathan (Maize) Kim @Chanwoo321]

I strongly vouch for Combo. In his entire time in the PNW, he has been overwhelmingly friendly to the community and has consistently shown to be conflict-adverse and a fantastic communicator.

He would not raise this issue unless there truly was no other choice.

[Combo @ComboFGC]

False accusations, mishandling of my case by UTD Smash, and my unjust ban from Comet Clash.

My ex-girlfriend from a long-distance high school relationship (2018-2019), Varshaa "vmeghs" and her partner Harley “Stealth Pilot,” have been falsely representing and reporting me as a harasser and a stalker at Smash events, actively damaging my reputation and reducing my commentary opportunities. I have attached a document that details my experience with these individuals and the incredibly biased investigation that followed, conducted by an inexperienced committee with no overseeing authority.

[Combo @ComboFGC]

False accusations, mishandling of my case by UTD Smash, and my unjust ban from Comet Clash.

My ex-girlfriend from a long-distance high school relationship (2018-2019), Varshaa "vmeghs" and her partner Harley “Stealth Pilot,” have been falsely representing and reporting me as a harasser and a stalker at Smash events, actively damaging my reputation and reducing my commentary opportunities. I have attached a document that details my experience with these individuals and the incredibly biased investigation that followed, conducted by an inexperienced committee with no overseeing authority.

[Wise @trikcode]

Dear programmers,

While binary search is very efficient, if a girl asks you to guess her age, don't say 50 and then 25.

[alton🍉(comms open) @euclicide]

>orders nothing
>gets nothing
>is mad
???????

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

every beta introduces his girlfriend to league the same way

"play yuumi babe! you can just attach to me!"
"try lulu! super easy!"
"soraka is perfect for beginners!"

you're not teaching her league

you're creating another EGIRL

meanwhile when i introduce any girl to this game:

first thing shes doing? locking in leona

"you're going in. flash Q their adc level 2. i don't care if you die. you're learning VIOLENCE"

next game? nautilus

"miss your hook? walk up and auto them anyway. establish DOMINANCE. make them FEAR your presence"

she says she doesn't want to support?

perfect. rek'sai jungle it is

"you're a fucking shark. DIVE in there full speed. delete them from the game before they even see what hit them."

here's what you don't understand:

making her play enchanter supports GUARANTEES she stays hardstuck silver forever

she never learns:

aggression
engage timing
wave management
jungle tracking
mechanical execution

but that's what you WANT isn't it?

keep her weak so you feel strong

keep her dependent so she needs you

my last girl? Russian 10/10 baddie mained Reksai and Hecarim. DESTROYED EVERYTHING in her path. didn't matter if she was tilted, bleeding, or half asleep

now she's diamond engaging on their mental before anyone can rotate

she doesn't duo with me anymore

she doesn't need me

that's the fucking point

your girlfriend plays enchanter supports because you're scared she'll get better than you

i make them play engage because i'm not threatened by competence

you want a pocket support

i create KILLERS

last I heard she's working for the KGB as an assassin

study the saskio way

[Jonathan (Maize) Kim @Chanwoo321]

@DESPAgg I usually feel uncomfortable due to experience but most pika’s consider MK a very good mu since he fits into pika’s combos well and pika can sorta corner camp and avoid MK from setting up his combos/ladders

Pikachu is still uncommon despite being decent in the meta tho so idk

[Jonathan (Maize) Kim @Chanwoo321]

@the_eagle_epb @NanoashSSB But then you have to use mini pekka ☠️

[Jonathan (Maize) Kim @Chanwoo321]

@YunZyu It was great being able to come out, thanks for putting in tbe work when no one else would 🫡 hope to see you at an event if you’re just spectating/chilling/playing friendlies

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[Jonathan (Maize) Kim @Chanwoo321]

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[Jonathan (Maize) Kim @Chanwoo321]

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