Chaos Controller

Fairly entertaining content. *not financial advice

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*MODERNA SHARES SOAR 53% AFTER MELANOMA VACCINE STUDY MEETS GOAL

[Ming @tslaming]

GOOD NEWS 🚨 It's time that every other autonomous vehicle company out there should be sweating bullets 🔥

Tesla Cybercab is no longer just a concept. With test units being spotted everywhere across the US, this robotaxi rollout is moving at blistering speed 💨

The competition is putting in solid work, but absolutely nobody can match Tesla's manufacturing muscle. They are building a fully vertically integrated vehicle in Texas for under $30,000. It requires zero retrofitting and is designed from day one for an annual run rate of over one million units 📈

The engineering efficiency is completely off the charts. We are looking at the most efficient EV ever built, packing a 48 kWh battery into a super lightweight frame to deliver roughly 300 miles of range at a mind-blowing 165 watt-hours per mile ⚡

The tech stack is just as aggressive. The two-seater relies totally on pure vision powered by AI4, ditching expensive HD maps and bulky sensor suites altogether. It also packs triple connection redundancy through 5G, GPS, and Starlink to keep the entire fleet seamlessly locked in 🛰️

Frictionless operation is baked right into the ecosystem. While wireless inductive charging is the ultimate goal for completely autonomous docking, production-spec Cybercabs still feature a refined physical charge port. This pragmatic design allows the fleet to natively plug into the world's largest Supercharger network today while wireless infrastructure catches up, giving Tesla a massive operational moat 🆒

Tracked robotaxi operations across Texas in Austin, Dallas, and Houston are already running 100% unsupervised. With pilot testing ramping up aggressively around Giga Texas, wide-scale public driverless networks are right around the corner. Scaling globally will take time, but make no mistake, no one is more prepared to dominate this space than Tesla 🏁

[Chaos Controller @ChaosController]

@cb_doge And im just 120.8 billions away from being a 120.8x billionaire....

[Chaos Controller @ChaosController]

@thejefflutz @bot I dont have either, just dont have ideas what to do with it? Can't use at work and not sure what everyday taska6i should give it, other than 'drink my beer' which is i still prefer to do myself...

[Chaos Controller @ChaosController]

Faaaaark...

[Li Zexin 李泽欣 @XH_Lee23]

🤖🇨🇳China is about to host the 2nd World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing this weekend from 22nd to 26th.

[Chaos Controller @ChaosController]

@AshCrypto You need to go to war apparently

[Chaos Controller @ChaosController]

Never bet against Elon

[mert @mert]

pretty remarkable how much grok has improved in the past few months

never bet against elon

[Chaos Controller @ChaosController]

How do I enter from Hong Kong?? :(

[Teslaconomics @Teslaconomics]

Want a shot at the Cybercab launch event?

Ride in a Robotaxi through August 23 for a chance to attend.

Complete your rides before 11:59pm on Aug 23.

Winners will be announced by 9am on Aug 25.

Time to stack those rides for better odds of being chosen!

[Teslaconomics @Teslaconomics]

Want a shot at the Cybercab launch event?

Ride in a Robotaxi through August 23 for a chance to attend.

Complete your rides before 11:59pm on Aug 23.

Winners will be announced by 9am on Aug 25.

Time to stack those rides for better odds of being chosen!

[Chaos Controller @ChaosController]

Will we see FSD V15 next week?

[Chaos Controller @ChaosController]

Tesla announces cybercab release next week.
Tesla down in pre-market.
Retail deciding 'now is the best tine to sell'.

What am I missing??

[Tesla Robotaxi @robotaxi]

Ride in Robotaxi through 8/23 for a shot to attend our Cybercab launch event

More rides = better odds

[Chaos Controller @ChaosController]

@MrBeast 10,101,010

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

stop spending money on Claude Code.

Chipotle's support bot is free:

[Chaos Controller @ChaosController]

WOW!

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

[Tsla Chan @Tslachan]

$TSLA 🇨🇳
Official data from CPCA was released.

Tesla China exported 20,393 vehicles in February and sold 38,206 vehicles to Retail.

Tesla had an 8.2% share in China in February, up 4.3%(points) from a year earlier.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

NEWS: Tesla has reportedly changed its Robotaxi service pricing in Austin, Texas.

Old pricing:
• Base rate: $3.25
• Price per mile (on top of base rate): $1/mile
Total cost on a 5 mile trip: $8.25

New pricing:
• Base rate: $3.00
• Price per mile (on top of base rate): $1.40/mile
Total cost on a 5 mile trip: $10

However, it still seems pricing still can vary somewhat depending on the trip.