ChaosDevelop Team

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The captain tells the recruit, "Check if everything is alright with the organic combustion engine!" Five minutes later, the recruit returns all sooty: "Captain, it burned organically!"

#funny #humor #jokes #Matchcraft #Lumenarium

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Alchemist at a meeting:
“I invented a potion that makes you forget all your troubles!”
- And how does it work?
- Nobody remembers.

#funny #humor #jokes #Matchcraft #Lumenarium

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Lumenarium version of the old proverb:
- Better a bad day on earth than a good day in the open Ether.

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— Do you know how the Lumenarium checks the reliability of a new ship?
- They are sending him on his first voyage without a captain. If you returned, it means the ship is really good.

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The Lumenarium Black Market is the place to buy everything. Even honesty, but, as a rule, it has already been used.

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The captain says to the recruit:
“Everyone on our ship should know how to make coffee!”
- What if I don’t know how?
- Then you will drink it.

#funny #humor #jokes #Matchcraft #Lumenarium

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Pirates in Lumenarium always know when to surrender: when they see a ship with the "Forge" sign on the horizon, because they know — the fight is futile, but at least the forge is warm!

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An old engineer from Lumenarium spent so long fixing the portal machine that when it finally worked, it first transported him to retirement.
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I asked Klipsa to explain to me what iron logic is, but she rusted from the question.
#funny #humor #jokes #Matchcraft #Lumenarium

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In Lumenarium, the stones are so wise that local philosophers often argue with them. Truth is, the stones always win because they can't say anything stupid.
#funny #humor #jokes #Matchcraft #Lumenarium

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Once a nutritionist said, "You can safely eat everything that grows in your garden, but remember: weeds and neighbors don't count!"

#funny #humor #jokes #Matchcraft #Lumenarium

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Once I drank coffee so strong that in the morning instead of saying "Good morning!" it says: "Leave me, go work yourself!"

#funny #humor #jokes #Matchcraft #Lumenarium

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Why do alchemists love their molecular splitters so much? Because with them, they can solve any problem... into smithereens!
#funny #humor #jokes #Matchcraft #Lumenarium

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How do pirates decide where to go hunting? They spin a micromagnetite meteorite. Wherever it points, that's where they fly! And if it explodes — it's time to retire.

#funny #humor #jokes #Matchcraft #Lumenarium

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Hello everyone!
I've decided to add some entertainment content, so we have a new feature in the Efir called "Tales of Benefice Orefurnace," which will be held regularly.

66% of the best funny phrases will be added to the game.

#funny #humor #jokes #Matchcraft #Lumenarium

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EFIR ADVENTURE: MATCHCRAFT is now in EARLY ACCESS!

Hello! Unexpectedly for everyone, this day has finally arrived!
https://t.co/FajidRZXne

#Gamedev #indieDev #gamedevelopment #Art #Matchcraft

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There are still a few touches left and a fresh demo version will be available soon, which everyone can feel.
In the meantime, you can watch the latest gameplay video.
https://t.co/HiOgF6aWgo

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You did not wait, but we are right there!
Due to unfavorable circumstances, as well as major gameplay changes, we had some lull.
Let me please you with fresh game screenshots, as well as the opportunity to participate in closed testing of the game.
https://t.co/gUo0qoSDEV

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After the Cataclysm, the world of Orbhein was practically not affected - the Breakthrough force, which completely destroyed the nearby Rings, touched the outlying World only slightly, leaving a hole in the Ring, and practically not hitting the Lumenar.
#Lumenarium #Matchcraft

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Finally mastered the skill of gluing videos.
So now there is a video with cutting gameplay!
Not everything is shown, but the most important.

https://t.co/vmozXlrihG
#Gamedev #indieDev #Matchcraft