Chaos On Toast

A seasoned software consultant who wrestles technical-debt-ridden software so its companies can crack on with creating features instead of battling bugs.

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Good Design is Testable, and design that isn't testable is bad.
M. C. Feathers

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Lets write a legacy system!
said no-one.
ever.
#LegacySoftware

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I'm never in favor of writing code poorly, but I am in favor of writing code to reflect your current understanding of a problem even if that understanding is partial.
Ward Cunningham

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The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do
Steve Jobs

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The more code you have, the more each incremental unit costs you.
Dave McCombe

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Software entities are more complex for their size than perhaps any other human construct, because no two parts are alike.
Frederick Brooks

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I just published Today Is A Good Day on Medium https://t.co/q7lNCFDkH9

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

This will give us an advantage in international espionage because we’ll know the names and addresses of every other country’s spies and if they do something shady we can just ask them about it and tell them to stop. I can’t understand why we didn’t think of this years ago.

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@ShriramKMurthi Some things need to be learned by experience

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The average human's short term memory can handle seven things at a time.
George Miller.

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What is slowing your software development projects down?
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Nice article on making #TechnicalDebt visible

[Mathias Verraes @mathiasverraes]

I hired @deutschbitte to do a style review of my article on "The Wall of Technical Debt" and her suggestions were 🤩. So if you haven't read the article, great! You now get to read a much better version of it :-) https://t.co/hom93NWTl1

[Michael Feathers @mfeathers]

Maybe the ‘setup’ method in testing frameworks should be renamed ‘coupling.’

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"creating a system where technology can actually be reliable and not subject to the whims of a company CEO that wants to save some money by telling developers to cut corners" #devs #SoftwareQuality

[Maria Lehtman @LehtmanMaria]

The dev career ladder needs reassessing — not all senior developers should be managers I don't know many senior #devs successful as #managers, but the majority were frustrated. How is it possible to have a #seniority question with #software everywhere! https://t.co/uqXdnb7D9G

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more “ownership” by developers to ensure that code operates as intended after it has been integrated into larger systems

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NASA plans to use lessons from SpaceX’s approach to software development after a failed test flight by a Boeing craft https://t.co/VQBeDw3jRS