Chaos Particle

Human random number generator. Go ahead, try me. 317. See, I told you, completely random.

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@dtakats @JoJoFromJerz Hopefully not her stomach!

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@mirandayaver @atrupar It sure didn't. Bet you didn't see that one coming.

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I know Miller was saying something, but I honestly could not get past staring at his forehead. What on earth is wrong with the shape of his head? And so now I won't be able to sleep tonight.

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@LindseyGrahamSC @seanhannity I just saw an interview with you and you are looking kind of pale and sickly. Just sayin'

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Shoot, I'd vote for Donald Duck over Trump any day.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

These fake votes have no more legal effect than pulling 84 people off the Disney World monorail and calling them electors for Donald Duck.

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Ha ha! @realDonaldTrump They are going to take your pacifier away (a silicone nipple substitute given to an infant to suckle upon between feedings to quiet its distress by satisfying the need to suck).

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Twitter Confirms Trump Could Be Banned After Inauguration Day For Repeated Violations https://t.co/PHgSfacjDu

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Ha ha. Loser. @realDonaldTrump

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Ok, that was embarrassing. #Cringeshaw Do you miss being 10 years old @DanCrenshawTX and pretending you were a superhero? Oh my god, I bet you've been hiding under the covers and jerking off to this video, haven't you?

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Georgia Reloaded is here.

The epic saga continues, this time in Georgia. Everything is on the line. Donate to the fight at https://t.co/2j2lVY8Ak7

[SM @StuFlixx]

@DanCrenshawTX Don’t you have some female vet to smear? Asshole.
#CrenshawMustResign #cringeshaw #WorstPresidentInHistory

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@PoliticusSarah @politicususa It may be too much for Barr, but it appears he is willing to stay on a few weeks longer to set it up, and then run away and act like he knew nothing about it.

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@TiffanyATrump Watch out Tiff, Rick Gaetz @mattgaetz has been sniffing around and is gonna hump your leg if you let him get close. He's been super horny since Nestor went to Miami for "pool boy classes". Also, your father is a loser.

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Ba Ha Ha! @realDonaldTrump You are a loser!

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@mattgaetz I moved on her like a b*tch. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. I don’t even wait. And when you’re Rick Gaetz, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the p*ssy. You can do anything.

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@briantylercohen Yup, she is a gullible fool, just like his supporters.

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@realDonaldTrump Watching these with the sound off you can see what a winy little child he is. No wonder his mother hated him.

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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @Google @CNN Who is Donald J. Trump? He said he was something or other - never watched him on his reality show. It looked stupid. I see him on TV now, he says stupid things. He is embarrassing. How long can you pretend to be something? I am sad for his family.

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@atrupar This is PROOF his handlers give him ELECTRICAL SHOCKS to correct him and get him back on message.⚡️

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Trump looks healthy enough to start fielding questions about who he owes $400,000,000+

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@CNN Unfortunately the White House bought them all so Trump and Mitch McConnell can bite the heads off them.