Chaos Quotes

Quotes by Chaos, with no context at all

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“Dude barbecue sauce reminds me of confederate soldiers crossing the lines”

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“If you fuck a komodo dragon it’s still considered beastiality”

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“98% of my tweets are fictional”

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“After 2004 flies stopped biting people”

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“Bro this tastes likes Lowe’s”

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“You guys ever just wear jeans indoors, just to feel something”

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Suda: “Your true colors are showing Chaos”

Chaos: “What the fuck do you mean, i’m black”

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“I have this hair product I use that fucks up my mood because of the scent.”

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“Who am I to say... I haven’t had sex since 2017”

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“You know whats weird... Does 7pm even exist? Or does it even matter? It’s 7 pm...”

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“Listen bro I haven’t had my dick sucked in 3 years, you’ll be fine”

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“I used to hate bowling. But now I hate it a little.”

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“Wait sanders comes tomorrow? I gotta floss.”

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“Where is Roscoe Dash right now?”

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“This sauce tastes how Tranium smells”

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“Pussy is only good when there’s emotion attached. It’s like DLC content.”

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“Melanin hurts sometimes.”

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“Can’t call them bitches anymore. It’s 2017.”

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“Why do we need bitches when we have VR Porn?”