ChaoticCrackers

Just 2 chaotic crackers saying dumb shit and sharing it...hope you enjoy our shenanigans.

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

J: Tomato
J: no… tomorrow
#wordsoup #Outback #BBQ

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

Jack:"Think about how cheap it would be to steal it?"
#free

[sammy @sammysavos]

some drawings of my cat ophie as...an athlete in the #Olympics ✨ #Olympics2024

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

*putting on sunscreen*😎
K: You should put some on your shoulders
J: *confused*
J: My boulders? *pointing at boobs*
🗿
#boobies #support #wearsunscreen #protect! #waterdancing #OlympicGames

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

K: I don’t think I like Italians
#beef #sandwhiches #thefoodtho #bigfatjuicymeatballs #picky

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

“You good?”
“Bro my ass floodgates just opened for a hot sec there, it was insane”
#tummyhurts #brave #bigollog #GOLD

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

I smoked outta my dirty bong a couple days ago and it had a dead EARWIG in it
🪳🪳🪳#boneappleteeth #lilguy #lilsnack #girldiner #bbqbug

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

K: DONT touch my knee I am emotional!
#imstuck #sweaterwarther #eepy #latenightphas

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

NO WORMS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS🪱👑

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

*trying to take pics in the taxi*
J: okay I think I got 2 decent ones
The Decent Ones:

#gummyworm #panic #photographer #photooftheday #twothumbsup #stinky

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

J + k: don’t wanna eat plastics
But the parasites the demons in me wanna eat the plastics
#wefailashumans #blessyou #plastics #yummyplastics #notouchy #innerdemons #tapeworm

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

K: She’s got a Jew nose…that’s why you like her
#samenose #twinskinda #hot #hotpocket #judas

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

J singing: 🎶“I don’t care how long it takes… Jupiter, Get outta the ranch!
#ranch #devora #catcrimes #french #karaoke #Avatar2

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

K: “What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?”
Mom: “my husband?”
#adog#personification#shatabrick#bg3

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

*K talking about what we might want to do*
K:More dead by daylight, or Matthew Lilliard, full bush and a canoe? #Avatar2 #adamsandler #cinimini #jimmy

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

‘Someone’s getting baked’

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

*Jiggle, bounce, thrust…*
JN: ‘Even the name makes me uncomfortable’

*K clues in to conversations*
K: ‘Oh Ollie! *gags*’
#kayleesaysbye #sorrynotsorry #ew #stfu #conventions

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

K: “imagine coming back as the thing you hate”
*talking about avatar, way of the water when corporal awakens as a Na’vi. *
J: “I would be so pissed if I came back as a Je—“ #jk #bachelorette #tehe #poop #gobirds #Avatar2

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

J: “Is that Jessica, or shit, what’s her name jessica chap?chat?”
K: “Is that Trex, dinosaur, hot guy Pratt??”
J: 👁️👄👁️💧
J:yes, it is
*dies*
#thisistherealme #movietrivia #twilight #jaspersshitwig #poopoocaca #darling #baby #fruitcake #superstar

[ChaoticCrackers @ChaoticCrackers]

K: Dude if I had to live through a marriage with him I’d need definitely need to partake in the recreational habits to survive it
J: I’d need shots of straight dopamine
K: I would need whatever they put Britney on
#facetime #confession #2strokeguy #doubleP #Misogyny