The Biggest Joke

ᴡʜᴀᴛ? ᴡʜʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ɪᴅᴇᴀs? ᴜʜ... ᴏᴋᴀʏ, I ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏɴᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴡᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜɪs. [ RP ]

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

Mʏ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʜᴀs ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ sᴏ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ʙᴜᴛ I ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄʀʏ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴄɪᴄʟᴇs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ sᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴇ.

Sᴏ ᴡʜʏ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ I?
Wʜʏ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ I?

• sᴇʟғ ɪɴsᴇʀᴛ
• Bᴀʀᴅ ᴏғ Hᴇᴀʀᴛ

[ #openrp #mvrp #Homestuckrp #HSRP ]

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

>Big yawn. You just woke up.

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

>W H E E Z E

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

>Clears your throat.

Have you heard about the scarecrow who was awarded a metal?

/he was out-standing in his field./

>Lose yoUR SHIT LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN STUPID JOKE -

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

>Cries in gay

[✿*:･Eʀɪᴅᴀɴ @HcpeAgainstHcpe]

❝ʙɪᴛᴛᴇʀ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ᴛᴇᴀ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ. ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴡᴀs ʏᴏᴜ- ᴡʜʏ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ʙʟᴜᴇ?❞

━✫⌒*･ No Game Au

━✫⌒*･ Mirrored Detail/Crack

━✫⌒*･ #HSRP/#MVRP

━✫⌒*･ Multiship w/chem

━✫⌒*･ NonLewd/Dark Themes

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

chaoticLovebites started pestering you.

CL: sorry I haven't been talking but
CL: uh
CL: I found this video and thought you might like it
CL: and uh
CL: If you're sad... you can yell at me. I'm here .
CL: OH RIGHT THE VIDEO LOL
CL: [Video link]

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

Valentines day can eat my ass.

>You're salty because how single you are.

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

I am so hungry I could eat myself.

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

Tʜɪs ʟɪғᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴜɴᴄʜʟɪɴᴇ.

[ ♡ Fᴏʀ ᴀ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ + Wɪʟʟ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟs ]

#OpenRp #MVRP

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

<= Smells like soap and whiskey.

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

To whoever wants to murder me in the future.

Jokes on you, that's my kink.

>Aggressively plays banjo.

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

>You start to play with your banjo, singing a very dark song.

>A song about this well known cannibal who happens to be dangerously gay.

>Kind of like yourself besides the cannibal part.

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

I'm not just a bad person.

I'm a bad person who can play the flute.

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

>Deep breath, it's just a cute little cartoon demon.

>Oh but that's your one weakness.

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

>You're too happy for your own good.

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

Just a bowtie? You still look adorable!

>You're even more excited now. He was like a real life cartoon!

>You wonder if he likes hugs?

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

Who is this ink friend? I'm digging his whole look.

>Get all giggly, you love old fashioned things.

[Dante 🍕 @t0nyredgrave]

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[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

>Owo???

>your fatass smells food.

[The Biggest Joke @ChaoticLovebite]

>Very LEWD drawings.

>You hide away your sin.