Chaotic Quotes From Chaotic Folks

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"Your hand has gay tendencies." - Emily
"What the fuck do you mean my hand has gay tendencies?" - George
"It touches dicks doesn't it?" - Emily
"Yeah, MY dick. Is it gay to wank fellas?" - George
The hand in question:

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"The point of them is a good tug." - Jas

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"Nick started winding Greg up by pouring wine in his eyes." - Michael

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"I'm the cuntiest bitch in the supermarket." - Daryn

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"Look... sometimes... you just... munch box." - george

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"Not to be a horrible misogynist. But I deeply hate women." - George

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"What countries are at the top of spain?" - Laura

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"I havent had a vegetable in 2 months." - Evie

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"If im hitting it and they put a foot in my mouth imma keep going." - Alfie

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"Put on lesbian rock." - Laena
"What is lesbian rock? Scissor sisters?" - Em

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"This would be my stripper song." - Alfie
"You have some crazy aspirations." - Laena
"I daydream a lot." - Alfie

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"Oh. My eggs are being harvested so good right now."
"Fuck!"
"Ooh ive just hired a man."
- Evie

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"Why are they not harvesting the eggs?!" - Evie

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"If my local nisa didn't exist I would be dead." - George

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"I promised jacob a bottomless brunch before he leaves England." - Laura
"Hrs going to fucking Cambridge." - Em

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"We dont celebrate my boyfriends birthday because its my half birthday." - Phoebe

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"I broke up with him over tiktok." - Alice

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"The moon looks lovely tonight." - Daniel
"Aye I can see it bouncing off your head." - Laura

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"Look at his cranium." - Laura

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"You live at b&q?" - Romilly

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"Another woman bites the dust." - Jeev