Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪

What more do you want from me? || Digital Illustrator & Corporate Graphic Designer || ND || she/her || professional yapper 🏳️‍🌈

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

I wanna make a small(ish) thread of some of the simple pleasures Ive been able to enjoy since moving out on my own to give myself some positive perspective to look back on when I feel overwhelmed by it all so..

THREAD 🧵

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

Once that's done I'll look the gift horse right in his mouth

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

Very lesbian of them

[Doc “He Scores” Emrick @EmrickDoc69]

What the fuck man

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

A Grande accent is a thing

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

Im too invested re: disc horse

[HYPER-FLEXIABLE Stretcho WOMAN IS A DEAD-MAN🜄🇭🇹 @Frivilous_Fool]

Me eating the burger that makes every bi-phobic queer on earth disappear

[HYPER-FLEXIABLE Stretcho WOMAN IS A DEAD-MAN🜄🇭🇹 @Frivilous_Fool]

This is why I say most of yall are fake fat lovers

[سایه‌سار🏴 @idkijustthibk]

Islam doesn’t get enough smoke on the left due to obvious geopolitical reasons and I’m afraid you just have thin skins about it lol.

[KILLWXVE🩸 @killwxve]

i'm laid back because if i lean forward i'm going to federal prison.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

LUXURYYYYYYYYYY

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

She looks like someone, but if I say who, y'all will be mad

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

The answer is Marketing! 😄 it's meant to get u to make a psychological link between the toy and indulgence/luxury/pleasure.

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

why are so many sex toys purple, is there some sort of science behind purple and horniness?? 🤨

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

So she knock knee ok??? Doh pappyshow her 😭

[𝒆𝒏𝒙𝒄𝒉 @EN0CX]

North West made an appearance at a show in Paris, but instead of talking about her outfit, much of the internet has shifted its attention to the appearance of her legs, with many expressing concern.

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

The consequence is that it made me sad and I'm ur friend

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Honestly as it pertains to “being on time”, a lot of the things ppl fuss and muss about won’t change if they are late. Lol like why is it such a big deal to be on time? Especially when nothing happens if you are late.

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

SCREAAAAAAAM

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

“Is lateness a moral failure?” Let’s ask Abraham Lincoln, OH THAT’S RIGHT, WE CAN’T because John Wilkes Booth was ON TIME to assassinate him

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

I will always switch up!!! #adaptable

[Spiritually Obese 🇩🇪 @Chaotic_Fave]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 at least it halal??

[Nora @nora_jooe]

I texted my mom’s regular butcher place for a halal duck, and guess what I typed and SENT instead ❤️

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i saw a girl on here say that she djs on her stomach instead of her back so i gave it a try and omg? A game changer

[wear a mask! @wrath_776]

Man it doesn't feel great to be the "schedule disruptions ruin my entire day" type of neurodivergent and read a bunch of takes from people ostensibly arguing in favor of accommodating ND people who actually only want you to accommodate the other extreme w/o regard for you