The Assless Chap

80s glam and hair metal historian... professional lead guitarist... luthier... host of the 80s music podcast, The Assless Chap... incorrigible political junkie.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You're not a conservative. You're a dick. Though these days it's definitely tough to tell the difference.

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@PeterDaszak @c_drosten How does a virus that supposedly jumped from animals to people have a RBD more perfectly adapted to humans than any other animal, including potentially reservoir animals?

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@PeterDaszak @c_drosten How about you demand your PLA buddies at WIV open their lab books and their facility to an international investigation? You are mighty anxious to avoid any full spectrum investigation of the lab origin theory.

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@PeterDaszak @HKU_SPH @betsywrites @WSJ You funded gain-of-function research at a Chinese lab with a poor biosafety record that is ground zero for the current pandemic. You are NOT preventing pandemics - you are enabling them.

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@BarkleyYarg "Stupid and corrupt" are two things he's pretty familiar with, so maybe we should listen to him 🤣

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@Acyn

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@AdamKinzinger @POTUS

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Kind of like not stealing from a children's cancer charity isn't a tough concept, huh?

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@marcorubio In 2016, you were my candidate for the GOP nomination. Five years later, I'm no longer a Republican, and I wouldn't vote for you for dog catcher.

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@MollyJongFast

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@GregRenoff I love Van Halen, and there are tunes that rock hard on OU812, but this song is nutless cheese rock.

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@GregRenoff I've always thought Clapton was overrated. In my opinion, in the 'slowhand' blues guitar space, David Gilmour plays circles around him.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr I guess you don't give a shit about kids unless it's a conspiracy theory involving a pizza parlor basement in DC, huh?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr I'll give you $5 for a spelling and grammar app from the App Store, douchebag.

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@Jason13122 @Vena_Hamje @_TheGreatOneHD @thehill

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@Mikehomeseller @cubs2b23 @GregRenoff @paultguitarist @MusicMost I don't like Cherone's voice, melodies, and lyrics - and not just in VH but also in Extreme. That's my primary issue with this album.

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@RiordanSonny @BigRedTodder @ryanstruyk @CNN Three weeks ago my dad slept on a cot in the ER hallway of the third hospital he visited when he had severe chest pains. The hospitals in my state are full of the unvaxed, so those with non-COVID health issues are getting delayed/poor care. This is why you should care.

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@thehill Tax cuts and privileges for corporate America, pioneering the use of “vote with your dollars / don’t patronize businesses that ‘attack family values’”, trying to cancel election results, and attacking a woman’s right to choose… the cognitive dissonance must be hell.

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@business

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@IncreaseMyT @BroomallSteve @atrupar With no link. No source. Try again.