Matt Chapman

Seniõr software engineer. Constantly borderline depressed. Imposter.

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@TrooliFibre any chance of an update as to how long it's going to fix the service in UCK5? We've been without broadband for over 24 hours now, and still no further information apart from "yeah, we know".

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@BlizzardCSEU_EN Unfortunately there's no option for this. I can click reopen and then it just takes me to the ticket.

I've opened a new ticket in my account that references the mentioned one - but it's disgusting that these tickets are just glossed over. This is a huge deal for a kid.

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@BlizzardCSEU_EN Is it possible to get a support ticket looked at by a real human at any point? My 11 year old has had his Overwatch account banned for cheating which I can guarantee he hasn't been doing. I've asked for evidence that supports this ban, but so far we've..

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

...only received automated messages or messages brushing us off entirely, with the tickets permanently closed. The ticket in question is EU98105648. All I would like is either the account reinstated, or to be provided with proof of cheating so I can have this discussion with him.

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@TrooliFibre are there currently any known issues in the Uckfield area? We pay for 900/900 and are currently getting 2.92/202 on average via https://t.co/pULHA9Dg9N. Wired connection direct to router from PC. Router and device restarted - same rough figures.

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

Someone give me a shout when this @PlayOverwatch pickable passives crap is over - I hate it, and I don't want it forced on me - it makes playing support even worse for most heroes - you just get targeted, rolled, and then team wiped.

[ChanMan @ChandranTheMan]

When Ricochet sees Will Ospreay backstage at AEW for the first time.

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@BlizzardCS are there issues with launcher login at the moment? Can't get logged in via Gamepass or Google email - just keeps spinning or saying it can't verify the credentials.

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

Apple killed nothing - not everyone uses Apple products.

[Sumit Kumar @TweetsOfSumit]

All the startups Apple killed today 🧵

#WWDC

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

Another day, another insufferable amount of time spent trying to wrangle @getpantheon to do anything useful.

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

I love @PlayOverwatch but damn Mauga is broken. You should need a combination of multiple heroes to take one down - it's not fun paying against him at all

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@ThePrimeagen Agreed! I'm not going to be able to remember what my code does in 6 months, why make it harder for myself with non-descriptive variable names?!

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@techsavvytravvy Apologies; that's what I meant by stability but I ran out of characters. Organisational stability as opposed to "does my LAMP stack stay up". It's a tough one, as it's a fairly turbulent space at the mo. FWIW I fairly regularly use @platformsh and have had no issues there.

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@techsavvytravvy More than I trust myself tbh. I'm a senior software engineer with mid level devops chops, so although I'm fairly confident everything would be safe and secure there's always a chance I'd be wrong. PaaS security/stability would have to be part of a due diligence review though.

[Cogapp @cogapp]

❤️ Art of Attraction ❤️ - How Cogapper Hannah developed her recent AI themed hackday project! #musetech https://t.co/zU3gJlps8S

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@novashibe ♥️♥️

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@O2 I recently closed all accounts with yourselves due to an unpleasant experience with lost parcels and generally unhelpful processes.

May I please now request that you send a copy of any and all personal data you currently have on file for myself (subject access request)

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@ArgosHelpers It's not a query, I copied and pasted my name so I'm all good. I'm just letting you know that other people may not be able to order whilst this bug is still in place.

[Matt Chapman @Chapabu]

@Argos_Online just so you know it's currently nearly impossible to enter card details on your website on a phone. It looks like the cardholder name field is configured to bring up the number keyboard rather than the QWERTY so you can't enter your name when adding a new card.