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[me @ChapiLobo]

Poontang chaser .@chionogirl #FUMANCHU .@PDChinaBusiness

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Jensen Huang is caught with his pants down https://t.co/0Hqbcfwnkq

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: Republican Rep. Thomas Massie files articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, with a House vote expected as soon as this week. https://t.co/Zg6rhGJPKs

[me @ChapiLobo]

Knock knock....wakey wakey....wankers...@wanklad7 .@door .@PigSpotter #TWAT

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Effective technique used by police to get a door open!

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

The warriors of the Airborne Assault Forces distinguished themselves through their heroism back in the battles following the start of Russian aggression in 2014. Operations in Slovyansk, Kramatorsk, Shakhtarsk, Debaltseve, Lyman, at Savur-Mohyla, and in other parts of the Donetsk and Luhansk regions. Battles at the Donetsk and Luhansk airports. Raiding operations behind enemy lines.

After the start of Russia’s full-scale aggression, Ukraine’s Airborne Assault Forces, became one of the pillars of the defense of our independence and the justified return of the war to Russia. The paratroopers took part in the defense of Kyiv, the defense of Mykolaiv, and the most difficult battles in the Donetsk and Kharkiv regions. Thank you for the Kharkiv offensive operation. Thank you for liberating the right-bank part of our Kherson region. In 2024, Ukraine carried out our Kursk operation, involving, among others, the Airborne Assault Forces. For the first time, this operation brought ground combat onto Russian territory.

This year, our Airborne Assault Forces units carried out a successful offensive operation in the Oleksandrivskyi sector, and this has already returned more than 800 square kilometers of our land to Ukraine.

All of these are extremely significant chapters in the war for Ukraine’s independence. Today, I honored our paratroopers with Ukraine’s state awards and presented military units with a battle flag and a ribbon bearing an honorary designation. Thank you. We are proud of you.

[England Rugby @EnglandRugby]

It just had to be him 🤷‍♂️

#ENGvAUS

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

We now have intel that another strike is being prepared – targeting our energy sector, bridges across the Dnipro, and civilian infrastructure. The Air Force and the Armed Forces of Ukraine overall are preparing to protect us. We need interceptor missiles for our Patriots. Every agreement matters, and every day counts when it comes to deliveries. We're asking our partners very strongly: please don't put off deliveries.

Please stay safe, given the threat of missile attacks. Glory to Ukraine!

[me @ChapiLobo]

30yr old brickie should not be playing or picking on kids.....@cuntoftheday .@Cuntwrecker2 #LANCASHIRETWAT #CUNTHOLIO

[UpYourArsenal🔴⚪🔴⚪♥️ @UPYOURARSENAL04]

30 year old Grown man trying to break a 16 year old kid's legs

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Mikel Arteta on his conversation with Max Dowman after his red card against Fleetwood Town:

“When Max was coming off, I could see he was upset. He had his head down, and I stopped him before he went into the tunnel.

I asked him, ‘Max, what did we speak about before the game?’

He didn’t answer.

I said, ‘Look at me. What did we speak about?’

He said, ‘Not reacting to the tackles.’

I told him, ‘Exactly. And what have you just done?’

He was trying to explain what happened, that the player had caught him and he was frustrated. I told him I didn’t want to hear it at that moment. He had to go inside, calm himself down and think about what had happened.

I know people saw that conversation and thought I was being too hard on him. But I couldn’t stand there and tell him everything was okay when he’d just made a mistake that could cost his teammates the match.

After the game, I went looking for him.

He was sitting in the dressing room, still in his kit. Most of the boys were getting changed, but Max was sitting quietly, looking at the floor.

I sat beside him and asked, ‘Have you spoken to your parents?’

He shook his head.

I said, ‘Why not?’

He told me, ‘I don’t know what to say to them.’

That was the moment I realised how much it was affecting him.

I told him, ‘Max, you’re 16. You’re allowed to make mistakes. You’re not allowed to pretend they didn’t happen, but you’re allowed to make them.’

He started apologising again.

I said, ‘Stop apologising to me for a moment. Tell me what you learned.’

He said, ‘That I can’t react like that.’

I asked him, ‘And if somebody makes the same tackle on you next week?’

He said, ‘I get up and keep playing.’

I told him, ‘Good. That’s all I wanted to hear.’

Then I asked him something else.

‘Max, do you know why I was so angry with you?’

He said, ‘Because I got sent off.’

I told him, ‘No. Because I know how good you can become, and I don’t want you giving people reasons to take football away from you. You’re going to meet defenders who are stronger than you, older than you, and some who will spend 90 minutes trying to upset you. If they discover that all they need to do is make you angry, they will do it every single week.’

He was listening properly now.

I told him, ‘You cannot control what another player does to you. But you can control what you do next. That’s what separates very good players from the ones who stay at the top.’

Before I left, he asked me, ‘Are you still angry with me?’

I said, ‘A little bit.’

He finally smiled.

Then I put my arm around him and told him, ‘But I’m still your manager tomorrow, Max. And you’re still my player. One red card doesn’t change that.’

He asked whether he’d be playing again.

I said, ‘Of course. Once you’re available. What did you think, I was going to send you back to school?’

He laughed.

And I told him, ‘Now call your parents. They’ll be more worried about you than the red card.’

That’s the part people don’t always see. Sometimes you have to be firm with these boys because the world is not going to be gentle with them. But you also have to remember they’re still boys.

Max made a mistake. He knows that.

My responsibility isn’t just to make sure he never does it again. It’s to make sure he doesn’t spend the next few days believing that one bad moment has changed what I think of him.

Because it hasn’t.”

[Bonnie Boden @designergirla]

This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.

"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.

You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.

Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.

Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.

And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again.

And you're calling Greenland poorly run?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.

'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.

And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.

So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."

Credit to: Jim Keller

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Trump: “Russia, frankly, has treated Ukraine pretty well. They haven’t really done much.”

WHAT. A. MONSTROUS. FUCKING. CUNT.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with President Zelensky against Donald Trump!

[News 9 @news_9x]

BREAKING: Ukraine has vowed to destroy all Russian refineries to ensure they don't get to export oil to US.

[BenNyc @ben_nyc]

#EpsteinFiles

[me @ChapiLobo]

#PUTO .@MmaauTorres .@RacistPets

[La Catrina Norteña @catrina_nortena]

🚨 MESSI NO SE QUISO TOMAR FOTOS EN SU DESPEDIDA CON LOS JUGADORES AFRICANOS

Así fue como quitó a un jugador de Benin que quería una selfie y se siguió de frente...

[me @ChapiLobo]

#PutoAsco

[La Catrina Norteña @catrina_nortena]

🚨 QUÉ SORPRESA TAN MALA SE LLEVÓ MESSI EN SU DESPEDIDA

Todos viendo al cielo para ver el show de drones y esperar un mensaje para Messi y que sale esto...

[Daily Iran News @DailyIranNews]

🚨 BREAKING:

A Palestinian embassy has been opened in London after the UK officially recognized Palestine as a state.

[me @ChapiLobo]

#gaytoyplay

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Wengerball goals, but they keep getting better ⏩