Chapin

My tweets have been featured in 7-Eleven stores nationwide and InTouch magazine.

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@tobimori ty!

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Looking at listings for European farmhouses and fantasizing about a new life, I can't help but wonder: what is a hectare?

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Reading a Cormac McCarthy novel when you don't understand Spanish

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese.

(Source: https://t.co/eFjZZWQsMN)

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@HellsBitchen_ Why would you have to go into debt? It's a very basic bar with totally normal drink prices.

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Who will win the World Cup?? (We already know who is going to lose.)

[NJ TRANSIT @NJTRANSIT]

NJ TRANSIT rail service has resumed systemwide and is subject to up to 60-minute delays in both directions due to earlier fire department activity at the Rail Operations Center. Customers should visit https://t.co/spCbF3CIxN for available alternate service information.

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Thought she was replying to me but it was just three crumbs

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@CentristMadness It makes narrative sense, I guess, but it also makes me so sad and I hate it.

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No one wants to see Diane Keaton get stabbed to death by confused-gay Tom Berenger

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Lindsay Graham's Grindr notifications?

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Where did Peter Thiel get the idea to escape to Argentina? Probably no one has thought to do that before.

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Not an Arsenal fan but man that sucks

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A fun thing about soccer is everyone gets a gamer chair

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@GovKathyHochul Nothing ever changes.

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@SenBooker Something like this happens every week. I have lived in NJ and commuted to NY for 20 years. Nothing ever changes.

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@NJTRANSIT Path trains are running once every half hour, even though there are no Midtown Direct trains in/out of NY, so each train is crammed. The waiting area at Hoboken Station is locked, so there is nowhere to sit. Nowhere to get a drink of water. Customers are treated like animals.

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@NJTRANSIT pathetic. again.

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Love to spend billions of dollars on wars and not have working trains

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NY public transportation is an abomination

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Step 1: invest nothing in public transportation infrastructure

Step 2: watch it all fall apart (while preaching the virtues of taking public transportation)

Step 3: penalize driving

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@Schwartzie14 They tried