Blake

you can’t ride two horses with one ass.

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

It is what it is, till it ain't anymore.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

How I’m feeling

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

@mattijean11 @auntdiva101 Omg why so accurate

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

I will never forget my cousin today, saying she didn’t eat the turkey at her boyfriends Thanksgiving, “because it wasn’t a Greenberg turkey.” Long story short she ate turkey when she got back.

[𝕄𝕒𝕕𝕤 @mattijean11]

New hair❤️‍🔥

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

Instead of Google, I use @faithmackenzier TYGB

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

Can you imagine being a trust fund baby? I am, imagining.

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

If you passed me in your vehicle and deliberately have your brats on for fun, you deserve the death penalty.

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

Why do I feel like this Halloween is going to be really scary?

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

@ChaytonBrumley Just you

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

Loving you is a losing game.

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

I stand my ground, and I won’t back down.

[ARI @ARIPBITCH]

If I’m a lot, go find less

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

Realizing you deserve more>>>

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

Can you imagine being alive in 1974???

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

I may forget to flush, but I don’t forget to wipe my ass.

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

TikTok got too many Mfs thinking they are verified

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

Turning pain into power.

[Blake @ChappellBlake]

Just heard “ I don’t have to be me till Monday,” I’m LIT.