sarah

“why is rhode island nor a road or an island” - jb.

[sarah @ChappellSh0w]

@GMA @LinseyDavis Um hi yes, I wear these shoes running and haven’t won the NYC marathon yet. Where can I get my refund? 😂😂

[sarah @ChappellSh0w]

@kbell43 @NFL_DovKleiman I’m feeling skinny, Tony!

[sarah @ChappellSh0w]

@TommyBottles401 @Oreo 🤔

[sarah @ChappellSh0w]

@AKSHAW_ So chaotic!! Could never do it.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underrated Movie Villain:

Laura Miller

- Allows Neil to tell her 8 year old son that Santa isn’t real
- Pulls Charlie mid soccer game and throws a tantrum on Santa
- Gets full custody of Charlie and doesn’t allow Santa to see his kid
- Calls the cops on Santa on Christmas Eve

[James @CaucasianJames]

if we’re gonna move forward athletically we gotta move forward musically

[sarah @ChappellSh0w]

@gretchland Omggg 🥰🤩

[Julie S, Ph.D. @jaxcarys]

Martha's Vineyard resident with some words

[sarah @ChappellSh0w]

Babe are you okay? It’s been raining all day and you haven’t said, “we really needed this” yet.

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Abortion, which is lifesaving in cases of miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, etc, will now be illegal in many states & even criminal in some & women will die as a result of this decision. So don't tell me you're pro-life.

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

Going to be a great week for sports in Boston. I have two tickets to the @usopengolf, tickets to the @RedSox game and this signed bag for one lucky Boston fan. Retweet to win.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

I don’t know man talent is talent. I think the list goes:

1. Eminem
2. Mac Miller
3. Biggie
4. Beastie Boys
5. Tupac
6. Jay-Z
7. NF
8. Lil Wayne
9. Machine Gun Kelly
10. J. Cole

[sarah @ChappellSh0w]

🧵

[Elle Duncan @elleduncantv]

LOOK AT THEM.

[Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias]

we just went through two years of parents storming school boards calling masks child abuse

[sarah @ChappellSh0w]

@AKSHAW_ Very fitting promoted ad right here

[sarah @ChappellSh0w]

@gretchland @NYTGames

[sarah @ChappellSh0w]

@faux_no @lvidinha

[lindsay gelfand @lindsaygelfand]

the wordle on your birthday sets the tone for your year ahead and my birthday is today.