Chappell Chancey

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

[Chappell Chancey @Chappellch]

I'm not sure what Cottoneyed Joe to prevent me from getting married, but I do know I owe him at least a beer.

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@KatAUversion I’ve often found this to be the case.

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@brianjstultz So sorry Stultzy.

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@kelseytsutton HFS

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@CourtAnne1225 So sorry for your loss. He looks like the bestest boy.

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@ChaseParham Glad they’re lowering the angle. Watching a game on TV from there feels like you’re watching from the International Space Station.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you own a restaurant, I am begging you to have your menu on your website. Do not force people to start an online order just to view it. I just want to know if you serve queso. I shouldn’t have to select a location, pickup time, and my astrological sign just to find out.

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Big Ten fans pointing out the one ranked team they face all season:

[Chappell Chancey @Chappellch]

@kelseytsutton Disagree. You wearing yours full time made me realize that you can get the right pair of glasses and wear them with confidence and look great doing it.

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

Jonah, the dog who captured hearts after missing out on a hot dog during the Miami Marlins' "Bark at the Park" event, has been found and is headed back to the stadium for a dream day.

[Van Allen Plexico @VanAllenPlexico]

I can see them double dribbling from here.

[Chappell Chancey @Chappellch]

@AllAubarn If you’re on the east end -
Firefly - upscale but casual
J Michael’s - amazing baked oysters and ice cold beer
Triple J - steaks
Outlaw BBQ - tuna dip and wings

West end -
Salty Sue’s - smoked wings
Bubba’s Pizza - pizza, obviously

[MLB @MLB]

It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭

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Is it a state or a federal law that hotel shower curtains cannot be wide enough to touch both ends of the shower wall?

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@KatAUversion I have to get mine checked out this week if you wanna come with.

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Reading comprehension is not big among the bammers in the replies. 😂

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

The 11x National Champ is in the game! 🏆🎮
Play as @AubietheTiger01 in Mascot Mashup on #CFB27

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[Chappell Chancey @Chappellch]

@kelseytsutton Probably hiding trying to avoid getting wet. You know how she is about her hair.

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@kelseytsutton

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@kelseytsutton You’re welcome. Have a very Gertrude day.