Assless-Chaps

my strong body, dashing smile and country boy ways makes all of the girls weak at the knees, but will bring your mom to hers.

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"I'm just gonna live on my uncles farm and shoot skeet all day, just push a button and you're ready to go"

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

I twerk and I make it not ratchet.

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

if you don't drool at my body, there's something wrong with you.

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

I'm hot.

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

stick with your strategy and just jerk it.

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

Can't wait to show off my half naked bod to all the ladies. Try not to faint hunnies.

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

summers here, and in ready to live in my camo crocks, lax pennies and colored shorts.

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

Ladies, I'm not a piece of meat. But I do have a nice piece of meat.

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

always strapped and loaded with these guns attached to my upper body #chappyprobz

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

never have I ever not been sexy #chappyprobz

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

stripped, they died happy #chappyprobz

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

flexed, had to call 911 #chappyprobz

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

smiled, their panties dropped #chappyprobz

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

I'll show you how country feels inside you #chappyprobz

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

I don't eat like a pig, I eat like a man #chappyprobz

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

girls like me, moms want me, guys despise me, dads loathe me #chappyprobz

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

if you rub me right, one of your dreams may come true #chappyprobz

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

they never said being this good looking was easy. sike, who am i kidding? with looks like these i ain't gotta do shit #chappyprobz

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

wake up in the mornin' feelin like hugh hefner #chappyprobz

[Assless-Chaps @ChappyProbz]

i'll steal your girl before you can say 'MERICA #chappyprobz