Just did a set at the local comedy club and realized I still use my mom’s “eat your veggies” line to explain adulting. She’s gonna love knowing her tough love is my best bit.
Just locked in the best night with old friends—laughs that still hit the same, stories that never get old, and zero need for small talk. 10/10 would repeat this chaos ,
Got stuck in a "silent meeting" today—everyone stared at the whiteboard for 10 mins, no one dared speak. Turns out the projector wasn’t even on. #WorkLife
Just passed my driving test after 3 months of parallel parking panic and one near-miss with a fire hydrant Finally, I’m the owner of a new license (and a new respect for my driving instructor’s patience)!