Chard Bagel

"Hot girl summer? Toasted bagel summer" -DJ Mr. Stores (2021)

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

mentally i’m here:

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Eeeheheheh 🐧

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Today I thought a lot about corn pudding

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@DjStoresCPI Dost thou have a steamer? One of these bad boys will loosen that gunk right up

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Traffic slowdowns drive me insaaanneee! Literally just DRIVE. Learn how to merge 🙃Don't zigzag between lanes 🙃 Green means go 🙃 Why is this so hard

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@DjStoresCPI Brain logged OFF!!

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4 hours sending emails. Reading documents. Editing documents. Sending emails.

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My stapler from home is having an accidental sleepover with the staplers from school

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No lies detected! 💯

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me In the morning:

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@DjStoresCPI I was using YouTube in my class today and I grammarly ad came on and one of my 7th graders almost flipped over a desk going "I HATE GRAMMARLY" and I was like ... okay moving on

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#teacherlife is eating snacks your students give you that you hope isn't poisoned as you rush to the copier so you have time to cry for 2 minutes in your car before your meeting with the principal

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I'm a teacher and sometimes I have to go eat a salad and take a nap in my car in the parking lot between classes and that's okay

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@DjStoresCPI It was sad because I woke up in my dream and then I woke up and real life and both times I was like "nooo take me back to sleepyland"

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What does it mean if even in my dreams I'm so tired I have to take a nap 😓

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I think it's cool that some noodles can just be so very long

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I dreamt so intensely about a fried egg that I woke up 🍳

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Happy new year if I had a cat that gave birth to a kitten I would name the cat, "meatloaf" and name the kitten, "meatball"