“The well-funded Bad Beeches Club that now runs Nollywood no longer bothers to even attempt selling Suya anymore - just smoke and aesthetics will do.”
Elite display of word play. 👏
David is who he thinks he is, no worry.
lol well...this is the path you people chose so you better enjoy it. The well-funded Bad Beeches Club that now runs Nollywood no longer bothers to even attempt selling Suya anymore - just smoke and aesthetics will do. They've refined the Mo Abudu formula and these are the results.
I love it for all of us. Shebi nothing in this world is more important than dollars? And anyone who calls out this ritual debasement and destruction of Nigeria's modern culture industry is just a hater after all. Or they "hate women" because they rightfully trace this wholesale destruction of Nigerian contemporary movie culture back to the completely contrived and inorganic ascension of Fairy Godmother Abudu and her Victoria Island clone army.
No wahala.
You people will like 'Things Fall Apart' 2027 adaptation starring Korra Obidi as a town crier who accompanies her announcements with demonstrative twerking, and Tiwa Savage as Ikemefuna.
“I am not a politician so I will say the truth as it is. Before 2023, we were producing and losing 97% of our oil production. Today, we get 98%.” — Billionaire Businessman, Tony Elumelu
The careless things you people say sometimes
Wdym losing a sneaky link is worse than losing your girlfriend? Always acting like they forced you into relationships
So happy I’ve left the dating pool
Yuck
@Teti_568@Ozedikus If science explains a phenomenon that already exists, what started the phenomenon in the first place? Say na God of the gaps, no go warm akamu.
@_raesparkles@_y3maya There is no way this person is bright. Your brain has no light. I normally don’t use curse words but Omo, I have never in my life met someone this dumb.
@instablog9ja The cost of moving from Nigeria to Canada has exponentially increased. Scotland is a good option but it comes with its own headache. God help us. 😔