Peter A Charkalis

Sales experience: wrote for Soupy. Arsenio and Kilby, too.
Love avocados. Hate profile editing.

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FBI agents reviewing classified documents after breaking into #Trump's toilet.

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Steve Bannon was found guilty. The charge? Contempt of Hygiene. #SteveBannonGuilty

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Karma 1: Josh Hawley: 0. #JoshHawley

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Fake or real? #theredcarpet

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Where was Will Smith when #JasonMomoa burped into the mic?#Oscars2022

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Surprising. Rock refused to press charges against the joke's author.

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Will Smith forgot to thank his cutman. #Oscars2022

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Scary. That GI Jane line was originally written for Youn Yuh-Jung. #Oscars2022

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Big shout to the Oscars director, Vince McMahon. #oscars2022

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Just saw DrZ #hanging_z walk off with Barbara Eden's shopping cart at the Sherman Oaks Gelson's. Classic.

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#kellyanne commenting on #ClaudiaOnIdol audition: "It's alternative child exploitation.”

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Explain the #constitutionality of putting #RamiMalek, #JaredLeto and #DenzelWashington in a crappy movie.

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I missed it. Which #Impeachment manager concluded their remarks by smashing a guitar?

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None of my jokes will ever become a #superspreader.

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#Springsteen #Jeep Because why?

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#Vaccination #tailgateparty at #SpaceMountain. Who's in?

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That wasn't #BernieSanders at the #inauguration. It was a Jewish hologram from outer space.

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#Republicans are calling the #impeachment a "public relations stunt." And by saying so, don't you see ... nope. They don't.

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#Donald who?

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Be honest, how many are watching the inauguration for the commercials?