@kalpa_v@iamkoshiek @IamIvan_Dude @AMG133 As gratitude for the time & effort spent by both @iamkoshiek & @AMG133 we can confirm your baby Tiger is yours to raise for 3 months*
*It will eat you afterwards, so we will uhm... take it back
@MrSuperfly We fund boob jobs for exotic dancers and then securitize their future income into tranches.
Stacey takes alot of time off work so she's BB rated. Diamond has great work ethic so she's AAA rated & her cosmetic work requires a higher capital commitment.
All investment returns will be locked down in line with the President's guidance. We're underwater anyway, lol.
Our offices will be closed. Investment scams are non-essential services.
Regards,
Executive Management
#SouthAfricaLockdown