Charlene Garside🇨🇦

Coffee-guzzling communicator. Pop culture fan. Tired mom. Lover of barbells and Lucky Charms.

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@EricIdle Took my big sister to Spamalot last night as a birthday gift. She introduced me to Monty Python many moons ago and is a huge fan. Seeing you was the cherry on top of an absolutely hilarious night. Such a thrill!

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@DonJonescu This 3 seconds was more interesting.

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@dave__whiteside Tough one to start with! Read that to my daughter once, bawled, and had to shove it in the bottom of a drawer until she moves out and can take it with her. It’s been there for about 13 years.

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@CBCLondon That interview broke my heart. Good reminder that every person living on the street is still someone’s child. My thoughts are with Olivia and her family.

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@lindaholmes We have to reattach our screen to the door frame several times a summer. Sometimes she just can’t wait to chase that squirrel out of the yard.

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@windycitygal83 @lindaholmes Ours will stare at her kibble all day. Half a teaspoon of Parmesan and it’s gone in seconds.

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@n3t1zIn @LFPress I would say the exact thing about the Catholic elementary school I went to. Thankfully I didn’t grow up to be a blind supporter.

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@LaughOutLander Blech. Put the liquid in first, before the powder. Or maybe you need a powder that mixes better. Some are not so good.

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@RebeccaZandberg That’s why my husband taught me to put a cold washcloth on the back of my neck whenever I feel nauseous (though it’s never from being inebriated these days). Works like a charm.

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@HollyPainters I’ve had that same doubt as a parent. My kids were always comic and manga readers. Today they’re artistic, creative teens and excellent readers. You seem like an incredible teacher and every time I read your tweets I’m sad you’re still not at Banting to teach my kids!

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@CPRainbows My childhood ♥️ Beautiful!

[Rebecca Zandbergen @RebeccaZandberg]

Need a story to cleanse your feed? This is Chris Delargy of Mount Brydges, Ont., on the right. He just sold his 2011 Mazda 3 to Sandip Adhikari (left) and his three roommates. 1/ #ldnont

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@aaronhoyland My teenagers sleep through the night and through the next morning too, while I’m now up half the night. So…sort of? (I might need to wake one of them up to rock me back to sleep soon.) Enjoy your rest!

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@DonJonescu Let’s start with using the correct “you’re” and worry about a missing “u” once that’s been taken care of.

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@andibartz Had local freezing, then the dentist put me in a headlock to pull them out. Thought I was fine and brave until I got out to my friend’s car and started sobbing from the trauma. Would not recommend.

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@BrianGarside @pchh my husband here agreed with absolutely everything you said on your Yellowstone episode, and yet he can’t quit the Duttons. I worry about him sometimes.

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@BrianGarside Wish I knew!

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@BCDreyer They’re back! (Here in Canada, at least.)

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

I, for one, don’t want to empower the voice of (most of) the people. Have you met most people?!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Widespread verification will democratize journalism & empower the voice of the people

[Charlene Garside🇨🇦 @CharleneGarside]

@CdnResistance He’s probably too busy packing for the cottage.