EXPOSED:
William Ruto even cheated to his wife Rachel Ruto and impregnated Prisca Chemutai Bett.
Gave birth to Abby. But bro didn't care to support the child until mom Abby filed a lawsuit demanding child upkeep and support.
RUTO: 'I gave her a 90k job and 40k upkeepโฆ but then SHE went and got THREE more kids ' Like my guy, you out here acting like child support is a limited-time Netflix subscriptionโ'I paid for season 1 (Abby), why are you renewing for seasons 2โ4 with different cast members?'
Meanwhile inflation has turned that 40k into pocket change for mandazi, the 90k job probably got eaten by rent in 2019, and now you're President begging the IMF for bailout while people quote your own tweet back at you like 'Baba, si uongeze kidogo, hii economy haiko poa.' You literally wrote the script for every broke uncle at family functions:
'I helped once in 2007, why are y'all still asking in 2026?'
Iconic. Painful. Peak hypocrisy. Chef's kiss." Feel free to deploy it on the TL whenever it gets resurrected again
NOW, Kasongo is busy body shaming na kuingilia family za watu yet he fcked outside his marriage.
Najua wengine bado adi ule wa pale Green Park Hotel. Nani hajui.
Tell him we've receipts.
Where is Soipan Tuya??