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[Charles @CharlesBattles]

When you're petting a really cool cat.

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

@GovMikeDeWine You should maybe smoke a joint and chill. Can't wait to vote you out!

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

So the "just follow the law" crowd only means it when a black person gets shot, and not when you're in the military...? Do I have that right?

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

My dog thinks I'm cool at least. If you disagree, then you're insulting his judge of character and that ain't cool.

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[Charles @CharlesBattles]

@hifrombradley Are you sure it wasn't a prank call? I heard a lot of undrafted rookie popes were getting pranked by some nepo kid

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

@ShedeurSanders Prove em wrong! Welcome to The Land!

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

The billionaires aren't gonna fuck you bro

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

@TheDailyShow @elonmusk is afraid of a dude who has to drink out of a sippy cup now.

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

@hifrombradley Will people even realize they've been scammed when their paycheck is exactly the same after all these job cuts? Like "Elon saved you 2 gazillion dollars!" means nothing if there's no noticeable difference for people. And I can promise my paychecks have not looked a cent prettier.

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

Coulda swore a lot of the people I see complaining about Kendrick Lamar's halftime show are the same people who vowed never to watch an NFL game again because of the kneeling.

🤔

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

@WWEAsuka My friend is actually still developing his metroidvania called Dewdrop Dynasty, but there's a fun demo you can try! https://t.co/FcJP8HruHM

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

Restaurants in Ohio are closing because of ICE or even just people threatening to call ICE. By the end of these 4 years we will only have McDonald's won't we?

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

Say what you will about FedEx, they at least deliver stuff to the right place when they end up delivering stuff to my house. @UPS gets it wrong every time despite the multiple claims filed for it, and that our address is very visible from the street. Only happens with them too.

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

People really yell at swifties for making their entire personality about taylor swift, then have a booby trapped Trump dressed like superman with a beard(never got this part) cutout on their lawn like that's normal.

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

@hifrombradley Why doesn't it work that way for his would have been boss?

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

Today I will take down my political signs that was *given* to me. Not because my guy lost, but because it's fucking weird to keep political signs in your yard after an election. It's extra weird to keep them out there for 8 years.

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

@hifrombradley You didn't even touch on the sexual predatory stuff or that he's a felon.

This isn't choosing between a quality person I happen to disagree with, like McCain or something. We chose someone I wouldn't trust in a room alone with virtually any female. Disgusting.

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

When people who wanted to start families no longer feel safe because of risk of bleeding out on a table because a doctor won't perform life-saving surgeries due to murkey laws, I want people to remember today. You have possibly taken so much from me personally. I won't forget.

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

@UPS was so bad that my wife's insurance had to switch her $2,000 Humira that she takes biweekly to be delivered by @FedEx (0 issues since, so kudos). She had another order goto the wrong place. What a joke, we are the only house w our address clearly visible in the vicinity.

[Charles @CharlesBattles]

It's so strange to me that there is a certain demographic of people out there more offended by being called "weird" than being called "racist".