Charles

(he/him!)

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey I was just wondering is it still okay for a guy to get his derp on? is it a fuckign crime for a fella to merp out for a second? or is that not allowed anymore

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

@AbdulElSayed @JunaidForUs @KatAbughazaleh Hell yeah!!!!!

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

What grip does Raisin’ Canes have that both Sam Darnold and Karl-Anthony Towns advertised for them immediately after winning their respective championships. Like the next day.

[Kris Pursiainen @krispursiainen]

Karl-Anthony Towns on fouling out in the NBA Finals, his trust in the Knicks to close it out:

“It wasn’t my moment anymore, it was our moment. It was always our moment. That’s how we got there, up 3-1”

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

How is it that all of these tiktok smut romance books have full colored art of their characters but none of them can get a graphic designer to fix their covers

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

You know, I don’t agree with the British on everything, but I do like how they pronounce jaguar

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

This what companies adopting AI sound like

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

Love the one woman in the background slow clapping as the dog knocks over each cone

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

This dog is like fuck you I wont play by your rules

[Elmo @elmo]

Everybody!!! Elmo just saw a butterfly!!! 🦋

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

Uni is cute just walking around :3

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

@iamandyholt Please make fun of him he sucks so bad

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

Guy who just realized it’s “roll that beautiful B-footage” and not “bean footage” (in reference to the bush’s baked beans commercials)

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

The Pitt is kinda Star Trek in a way

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

Messed up that the word fifth has two Fs in it. What if we all got really into pronouncing the second f in #fifth

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

Me, doing well at the Wordle: trivial. Merely 5 letters? Child’s play

Me, doing bad at the Wordle: what the hell. This isn’t a real word. This is a bullshit word. This is a made up word.

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

The strait of Hormuz is already closed! This is like standing outside of the Chuck E Cheese at 10pm and going “I’m not letting anyone into the Chuck E Cheese! No one is allowed into the Chuck E Cheese right now!” And it’s dark out

[barry with the NED @bonzerbarry]

Trump announces a blockade of Hormuz

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

Don’t give a shit about Doug or his Legal Emu

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

“I have no common ground with the Democratic Party!”
How about the common ground of “not being on the side of people tearing families apart and putting people in cages”. That seems like something a lot of people could agree with

[Macrodosing @MacrodosingPod]

The Dems will NEVER get @ConnerHKnapp

[Charles @CharlesCoffen]

A super chill thing to have to say not even halfway through the term. Super cool and chill

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP PROMISES MASS PARDONS TO STAFF BEFORE LEAVING OFFICE

[kathy @no1gladionfan]

as a kid when i played this scene i thought it was so funny id repeat “im a heartbreaker. my name? charles.” to random people in public. my parents begged me to stop doing this

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Skittles has created a custom controller that doubles as a fully playable classical flute

It is controlled through notes, breath control, and finger placement