Charles Haughty

Witty, maybe. Pithy, maybe, shitty. #NUFC

[Charles Haughty @CharlesHaughty]

No doubt as we carry on with our ordinary lives, some right wing Tory think tank is working out how to justify banning opposition parties.

[CWU @CWUnews]

Thank you @Matthew_Wright for completely exposing what postal workers are facing in the dispute with Royal Mail.

We need everyone to see this clip.

#StandByYourPost

[Charles Haughty @CharlesHaughty]

@AlastairMorgan This could bring the 20,000 new recruit target back to square one.

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#GERFRA
Jonathan Pearce is more of a wittertator than commentator.

[Charles Haughty @CharlesHaughty]

After the experiences of AG Suella Braverman giving her legal opinions on weighty National matters I just wonder if she has a future in house conveyancing...or would it be too much for her?
Would she tell clients just what they wanted to hear?#BorisJohnson

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Does anyone give a fuck what Merson and Agbonlahor says about #nufc ?

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Anyone, including Ress-Mogg, looking for the benefits from Brexit just has to give #PandO a call.

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@scottsharp510 @russellhor @estellecostanza @manondessauce …showing her ‘reserved’ look.

[Charles Haughty @CharlesHaughty]

England will score 48pts - all penalties
#ENGvIRE

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

This call prompted Isabel Oakeshott to go back into the Banks emails. And make a shock discovery.

This statement has not previously been published.

In it, she says: "I have no doubt that Banks & Wigmore have been acting as agents of influence of the Russian state"
5/

[Charles Haughty @CharlesHaughty]

Possession at half time 38%…not bad for #SB
#WBA #nufc

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@Otto_English Starmer could improve his delivery by slowing his speech in this way.

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@ChronicleNUFC …as long as they sign a definite striker this time and not a centre midfielder.
#Joelinton

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@janinegibson HIGNFY as well…while they’re at it.
#MillionairesSatire

[Charles Haughty @CharlesHaughty]

…love the Oxford comma - I usually use it.

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How many penalties will the ref give to Man U tonight?
#nufc

[Charles Haughty @CharlesHaughty]

@MaccaNUFC Ownership: changed
Manager: changed
Players: not changed

[Charles Haughty @CharlesHaughty]

@AIfieNUFC Pickford makes brilliant save (4 feet inside the goal.)

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We all know who the tears are shed for…for herself. (takes out onion)

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@ExiledBitch @SamBell43371625 @hawkins_carole I’d spend a penny on him.

[Charles Haughty @CharlesHaughty]

@GBNEWS This is from Johnson’s book of tricks…it gets more attention that way.