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Rocker & drummer pornstar & creator of the funnest content & spiciest scenes. Bookings, contact: [email protected]

[CharlesRandomXXX - booking @CharlesRandom1]

Deaf and blind and dumb and born a bimbo, what you need is someone strong to fuck you. Deaf and blonde and dumb and sworn to swallow, what you need is someone strong to use you...like me...like me...like me...

[CharlesRandomXXX - booking @CharlesRandom1]

@Daluvan3 Why'd it get deleted?

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@ErikaSwingz @TLC That shirt is sick.

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@ErikaSwingz What a loving, supporting, understanding, compromising, competent husband. Like even if the show/network told me to act that way to "create turmoil/drama," I'd make them leave. I'm already a total, complete whore; no amount of money is going to make me look bad too.

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@SamanthaSinzxo Mother of god...

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@BrittanyXVenti In a row??

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Literally looks like the beginning of a porno...

[Michael WildHorse 🪶🇺🇸 @Wild_Horse]

C'mon lady. "Our people".

You're American now. Get with the program.

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@Wild_Horse Literally looks like the beginning of a porno...

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@angelpeesyrups Chasing the redskins back to their holes, beating them at their own game. Soldier blue in the baron wastes, the only good Injun is tamed.

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@dashbonda I mean, that's a lot like trying to aim a cumshot; you do the best you can, but in the heat of the melee, sometimes you get a little overzealous and a lot inaccurate.

[CharlesRandomXXX - booking @CharlesRandom1]

She got pissed when I fit in her skinny jeans. She's a lit fucking match, and I'm gasoline.

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@ray_ray_xxx I nominate you for getting wrecked. On video. By me. Possibly more.

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@TanyaTate "Cum goes here."

[CharlesRandomXXX - booking @CharlesRandom1]

@spookykookygirl I'll just cut a trach in your throat when we get seated every time we go to Endless Scrimp at Red Lobster. B*tch, don't you ruin Endless Shrimp for me; I'm fuckin' hungry!

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@spookykookygirl I mean, until it broke down. Because it's a fuckin' Ford. 😎

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@spookykookygirl If you bought a Ford Escape, you'd automatically be covered and where you need to be.

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@aimeeterese Do you not own a firearm?

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@RebelRhyderXXX @RexRadiation So someone taught you how to use a 3/8" ratchet? 😋

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@violetluvscox @itsvioletcox @artbypierree That's a hella-good picture.

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@libertinefae Do chicks wreck other chicks? I mean, is that like a thing?

[CharlesRandomXXX - booking @CharlesRandom1]

@libertinefae I've had that happen on waaaayy too many instances...and there's nothing you can do but stand there and look like the extremely insensitive jerk that you are.