scoon tubbs

‘95, Sarawakian, Sea Dayak, live on trees, Penn State

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

Selamat pagi. Back to work everybody.

Ada intel bagi gambar gangster India cartel parking kembali mengganas di parking MRT Maluri.

Asalnya RM3. Harini RM5 lepastu ugut mangsa kalau report dia naikkan kpd RM7. Penguatkuasa pulak duduk diam sebab penguatkuasa takut dgn India dan warga asing. Tapi dgn melayu berani.

Negara ni mmg sayang orang bermasalah.

[tvylxr @tvylxr9]

Something eerily disturbing about ai’s admittance of superiority over the human race in an ai job interview 😭

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

The constant name changes brought tears to my eyes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Wow - Bravo this Woman for calling it out

[Cammy ❄ @canaldocamaleao]

O kakuna kkkkkkkk

[OwlMillenial 🇲🇾🇵🇸🍉🤍♥️ @OwlMillenial34]

Design chatgpt ke ni? No sane designer or engineer allowed that hanging pools, that’s disaster meant to be happened soon, but hey buat lah mcm2 mall,soon just a haunted place,in this economy people need realistic solutions like community farming, better education and healthcare

[ADONIS @adonispara]

> be South Africa
> apartheid ends
> Mandela takes over
> forces out thousands of white skilled engineers
> replaces them with loyal party members who don’t know shit
> power plants never get maintained
> new ones delayed and over budget
> Zuma takes power and loots state owned electricity company Eskom
> puts more party loyalists in control of the company
> they steal billions
> same party runs Johannesburg Water
> pipes rot for decades
> leaks waste half the water before it reaches taps
> water pumps need electricity they also cant run
> power cuts hit and pumps fail
> reservoirs drain
> Johannesburg runs out of water

This country was a nuclear power during apartheid and now they cant even maintain a single water pump

[daddyemil @daddyemil10]

I miss this accent. The accent that was taught to us in schools. It sounds elegant coz it incorporates elements from RP, the most posh accent the brits had ever conjured. I fucking hate the fake californians esp the bangsar bubblers with their superthick rhotic and all.

[Liam @liamcoderx]

Booking an Airbnb has gotten completely out of hand.

At a hotel:

- You book a room.
- It's $160.
- You get your key card in 90 seconds.
- The AC works, the sheets are clean, and there's free coffee in the lobby.
- You leave your wet towels on the bathroom floor and walk out at 11 AM.

Done.

At an Airbnb:

[tate brown @realTateBrown]

Fast fashion and social media have really changed the way people dress. People used to dress far more plainly for these types of events, presumably less conscious of trends

[Abg Long @AbgLongUdang]

Ada plot twist...

[Pedoq, what is this behaviour? @pedoqpop]

Time banjir jadi Kerinchi

[KONGSI VIRAL🇲🇾 @kongsiviralje]

KLIA Ekspres vs KLIA Transit: Dah Bayar Mahal, Kenapa Boleh Berdiri Macam MRT?

Sebenarnya, perkhidmatan tren ERL iaitu KLIA Ekspres dan KLIA Transit memang guna konsep tempat duduk tanpa tempahan, jadi tiket yang kita beli tu tak menjamin dapat tempat duduk.

Semua tempat duduk adalah berdasarkan konsep siapa cepat dia dapat.

Sesiapa yang naik dulu, dialah yang dapat duduk.

Kalau tren dah penuh, penumpang memang dibenarkan berdiri dekat koridor atau kawasan pintu masuk.

Tren pun dah siap ada pemegang tangan untuk korang berpaut demi keselamatan, janji jangan sampai menghalang laluan orang lain nak keluar masuk.

Kalau naik KLIA Transit waktu waktu puncak, memang biasa kalau ada yang berdiri.

Sebabnya, ramai orang yang tinggal kawasan Sepang, Nilai, atau Putrajaya tapi kerja kat KL memang bergantung dengan ERL ni hari-hari.

Kalau korang tengok koc dah padat sangat, korang ada je pilihan untuk tunggu tren yang seterusnya.

Lagipun, kalau pihak ERL hadkan jumlah penumpang semata-mata nak bagi semua orang duduk, nanti ramai pulak yang terlepas penerbangan.

Amalan bagi penumpang berdiri ni pun sebenarnya benda biasa yang dibuat kat mana-mana tren ekspres lapangan terbang seluruh dunia.

Tapi, ada juga pengguna yang kurang puas hati dengan situasi ni.

Bagi mereka, tak adil bila dah bayar harga tiket premium yang mahal tapi dapat tahap perkhidmatan macam naik MRT biasa je.

Kalau nak bandingkan, situasinya macam tiket bas ekspres dengan bas Rapid KL di mana bas ekspres mana boleh jual tiket berdiri sebab dah ada undang-undang.

Sebab tu la ada yang rasa bila dah bayar mahal, sepatutnya kena dapat tempat duduk.

Jadi, kalau korang jenis yang memang tak nak berdiri langsung dan nak perjalanan yang laju, jalan terbaik adalah beli tiket KLIA Ekspres.

Tren tu akan terus memecut dari KLIA dan cuma berhenti dekat KL Sentral sahaja.

[Nostradaus @Fird_4u5]

Me hugging my cats before heading to PERKESO to file a claim.

[Wilma M. Holla ✨ ♒️ @LetAnthonyRock]

Bambi ate that

[× @theNyx__]

Yall gonna stop playing with us. We only get 2 weeks of vacation per year and you not making us spend it at the embassy getting a new passport and cards.

[Beth @bethgabriel_]

the papers acting like he’s gonna come out and make a statement about it all is killing me 🤣🤣

[Tiger @tigertwting]

Zero stress. Belly full. Looking majestic. Aura farming.

[taipan168 @taipan168]

On the left: what Americans think when somebody says "I'm flying first class".

On the right: what Australians think when somebody says "I'm flying first class".