carrot slat

I hate bald boys

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Age limits for people in power seems smart

[carrot slat @CharlesSturgeon]

@stellybelly14 good grief

[carrot slat @CharlesSturgeon]

@blumenfeld Caucasian

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that’s too many

[carrot slat @CharlesSturgeon]

There’s like 5 things all spelled Coach

[carrot slat @CharlesSturgeon]

@adumb1111 I like General Dynamic or Lockheed for a boys name

[carrot slat @CharlesSturgeon]

Let’s just do one election where middle-upper class, straight, white men aren’t allowed to vote and like.. just see how it goes

[carrot slat @CharlesSturgeon]

The six largest cruise ships in the world have the same carbon output as every car in Europe. Why are we not sinking cruise ships?

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Just saw a kid in a t-shirt that said “Breaking Hearts and Blasting Farts” and I gave him a respectful nod.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.

[carrot slat @CharlesSturgeon]

@adumb1111 Yep!

[carrot slat @CharlesSturgeon]

for sure

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@xxvXxavierXvxx How can you say that?

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@Grandmastervick @ThatDudeMCFLY uppers

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@adumb1111 @MuseumModernArt Yep

[carrot slat @CharlesSturgeon]

@xxvXxavierXvxx Tingles the senses

[carrot slat @CharlesSturgeon]

love the contrast between how intense 5 gum commercials are and the fact that’s it’s just mint gum.

[carrot slat @CharlesSturgeon]

@xxvXxavierXvxx Snape kills Kendrick

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@blumenfeld Delusions of grandeur..