Tim Charles

Actor. I can't decide whether I'm a good example or a horrible warning. I'm a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction.

[Tim Charles @CharlesTimur]

@TLRailUK why are none of your plug sockets working on your trains. They haven’t been for weeks. Have you turned them off?

[Tim Charles @CharlesTimur]

@ChadwickHussein Lordy, I bet they were unbearably hot.

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@Happydog___ Awww

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@ChadwickHussein Don’t give up

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@ChadwickHussein Really? Have you met me? 😂

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@rickygervais Loved it. My dog comforted me at the end whilst I was blubbing. Bit worried that Tony left the dog alone too much during the day though. 😝

[Tim Charles @CharlesTimur]

@PhilipHoneywell @ChadwickHussein The foxes here are into S&M

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@OrwellNGoode Aww

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@SamAHarvey ….or just become a misanthropic recluse. 😝

[Tim Charles @CharlesTimur]

Happens to me all the time.

[Ian McFarlane @IanMcFarlaneEsq]

Accidentally emptied a giant bag of confetti ALL OVER my bedroom, as though I’m in an episode of Modern Family or something. Unfortunately the ‘comedy antics’ just involve me with a dustpan and brush… #ModernFamily #single

[Tim Charles @CharlesTimur]

@kfc why can’t I ask for just legs, wings and thigh in my 10 piece bargain bucket? Everywhere they say that’s not allowed!!!

[Tim Charles @CharlesTimur]

@hena_h @ChadwickHussein Top tip for you. Take the bulbs out. People who are too lazy to walk over and put lamps on are usually too lazy to replace the bulbs. Turning the lamps on = less effort. So you win. 😝

[Tim Charles @CharlesTimur]

@ChadwickHussein That and making sure the dog gets enough attention.

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@SamAHarvey I’m loving the use of Neil Diamond.

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@PhilipHoneywell Bang Bang

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@SamAHarvey Where can I watch it from? x

[Tim Charles @CharlesTimur]

@SamAHarvey Just seen this. I think the order is a bit skew whiff! Disco at the top surely? No, maybe kindness, with disco number 2!

[Tim Charles @CharlesTimur]

@XanBrooks @Variety How can you be sure that as you get older you don’t just get dazed and confused?

[Xan Brooks @XanBrooks]

My AstraZeneca side effects in chronological order
• sore arm
• 24-hour tiredness
• comical spasm of relief
• mild euphoria (lasts a while)
• alarming boost in energy levels
• unfamiliar sense of deep wellbeing

So overall, more pros than cons