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@BabaDClint

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@manly_mentor The fact that none of you dumb fuckers can parse what he’s saying is a prime example of why you’re broke. He means using uber not driving for it, and he means his share of the rent would be $1000.

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@OunkaOnX Just graduating and already holding herself back.

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@Mericamemed USS "I Want to Drown Someday"

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@wcax @IkeBendavid "Culturally challenged" is the reason they're "financially challenged."

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@Henrytheefirst Never let one spouse sit at home idle while the other works. Horrible dynamic. Huge contributor to divorce. Both work & both retire at the same time

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@Mappy6984 It’s dualing assholes.

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#SaveStargate Probably the easiest IP to make money off and Amazon is blowing it.

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@ayeejuju I’m sure there’s some entry level chick you can hookup with at Walmart.

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So nutjob even hints on an airplane he's going to "do something" You go up to where the stewardess keep their seat belt demo belt. You grab that, you wrap it around your fist, buckle side out, & you then proceed to smash it in to said nutjobs face until all you hear is gurgling.

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@TrollFootball2 Wait till you can’t see corner kicks because the cameras can’t get the proper angle at Mercedes-Benz Stadium

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@Mericamemed HD employee casually throws out antisemitism slur.

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@Enezator My god man, slow down, you eat like an animal or something

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I think about that too. You feel bad, but also, there are many people my age right now. Living life, with ZERO planning. $1000/mo car leases, trips to Disney, eating out constantly. No thought of what are you going to do when it's physically hard to do work. They'll be this women in 25 years, and we're instantly suppose to feel bad?

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@washghost1 I swear the people that push "tartar" as a serious food, are the same people the want us to eat bugs.

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@barstoolsports Choke. Fuck off It went to penalties. Arsenal did awesome

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@peterstopcrime

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@think_starwars It was your father‘s Lightsaber. He murdered 20 kids with it.

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@radeleince Nothing says delicious like butane fuel sprayed pizza.

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@Zona_G1 Looks like someone in the relationship has way too much free time on her hands.