Charlesdeanbeard

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@Ordo_Militaris The sedes apostolica website has been offline for several days. Any timeline on when it will be back?

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@elonmusk @NateSilver538 This is not the own you think it is.

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to do without violating UDG 4.

Even under Bro. Bognolo's best argument, the May 2025 conclave was valid and Prevost is pope.

I ask the man calling himself Pope Elect Hildebrand to stop spreading confusion among the faithful and pray for the true pope, Leo XIV.

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@jdflynn But he also said Church Militant perjured themselves in depositions. Was that just a case where there were no good guys?

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@jdflynn I wonder what if anything this says about the Church Militant and RTF lawsuit last year. RTF Mike seemed obviously nuts and kept sharing recordings of Voris and Niles that did not even remotely say what he claimed they did.

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@ChristineNiles1 What is the base offense level for receipt of child pornography? Since it looks like the government is going to ask for the mandatory minimum, is the court likely to accept that as is?

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Oh sure. I finally get on Twitter and all yall join that other platform. Do I smell or something?

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It's never prurient. It's never heretical. It's not really controversial. It's a bit cringey sometimes. There might be 100 reasons Fernandez is a bad pick for DDF, but using this article as proof positive he can't be trusted is a weird hill to die on. 3/3

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Read Abp. Tucho Fernandez' infamous "Heal Me With Your Mouth: The Art of Kissing." It talks about kissing as personal intimacy, about the distinction (symbolized by the kiss) between personal connection and sex. It refutes Freudians and Jansenists, which he said 1/

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see all intimacy as sublimated sex. Then he connects all that to our intimate relationship with God. It's... fine. It's not deep theology. It's a little all over the place, switching back and forth between kissing as symbol of God's love and kissing as sociological
phenomenon. 2/

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First year our pear tree is fruiting. They're good!

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"Don't voodoo dolls belong to a completely different evil cult from ours?"
"Listen, it may not be in the ritual books but people expect it and we have to respect local custom."

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Scenes from the clergy meeting at the Temple of Doom:

"This is our first human sacrifice since Covid. Does anyone have notes on how we did it before?"

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"Where do we keep the voodoo doll pins?"
"They used to be in the broom closet but the last high priest might have moved them to the utility room."
"I thought they were in the same drawer as the sacrificial knives?"