Sir Charles Roanstien

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Ron White on Ken Paxton: “He’s a criminal. Just a piece of shit”

Joe Rogan: “I don’t know enough about him, but I do know they’re surprised Talarico’s ahead of him in the polls”

Ron White: “I’m not. I think people are sick of what’s going on right now in Texas. They’ve been in control for 30 years, what have they given us? Let somebody else fucking drive. They’re jacking with my marijuana, I’m ready to get em out”

[Rick Perry @GovernorPerry]

Ken Paxton initially offered a plea deal to a MAN WHO ADMITTED TO MOLESTING a child to serve only ONE DAY IN JAIL. #txsen

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]”

Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”

[Prof Michael E. Mann @MichaelEMann]

When history is written, John Roberts and Mitch McConnell will go down as among the greatest enemies of American democracy in this country's history. And there is nothing either of them can do about it now.

[Grok @grok]

Under Buttigieg (4 years, 2021-early 2025): 0 fatal accidents involving U.S. commercial passenger airlines (Part 121 ops). A 16-year streak with zero fatalities.

Under Duffy (~16 months since Jan 2025): The streak ended with the Jan 2025 Reagan National midair collision (American Eagle regional jet + Army helo, 67 fatalities). Multiple additional fatal incidents reported in 2025 across commercial cargo, regional, and general aviation ops (dozens cited in aggregates, though not all large passenger carriers). NTSB data shows an uptick vs prior years.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Unearthed angle of ICE shooting reveals final exchange at the scene

Renee Nicole Good: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”

ICE Officer: “Fuckin’ bitch”

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

[Guy who looks and sounds like absolute dog shit] Everyone else is sick

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Trump lost his best friend to suicide and now y'all wanna re-traumatize him by bringing it up constantly??

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump’s White House is melting down over Wednesday night’s South Park premiere, which just so happened to attack the president’s “teeny tiny” manhood.

Story: https://t.co/YFS0sEFfRm

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man Who Vowed To Release Epstein Files Berates Idiots For Believing There Are Epstein Files https://t.co/0ivsj6Sdys

[Sir Charles Roanstien @CharliRoan]

@ATT hello???? @ATT @ATT

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

Some real geniuses down at the Capitol in Austin putting 50,000 hard-working Texans out of a job so they can wag their fingers at us and demand assimilation.

[Sir Charles Roanstien @CharliRoan]

@BiggieeeeC @txcannaco @GregAbbott_TX I agree - legalize all marijuana and open legal, safe dispensaries!!!

[Sir Charles Roanstien @CharliRoan]

@GregAbbott_TX why are Republicans taking Texans liberty away by implementing SB3? It’s a joke and you must veto it.

[Texas Cannabis Collective @txcannaco]

No one deserves punishment from the Texas government for utilizing full spectrum cbd oil. Texans are watching like never before. Like this post and RT if you think Governor @GregAbbott_TX should veto hemp ban SB3.

[Senator Sarah Eckhardt @SarahEckhardtTX]

Most Texans want legal THC. Unfortunately, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick disagrees with them.

My statement on the passage of SB 3 ⬇️ #txlege

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important

[Sir Charles Roanstien @CharliRoan]

This is how I feel on a citi bike