Charlie Biggs

Just a 30-something guy figuring out who he is in the world. Opinions are my own.

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Bored. Who’s up?

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Omorosa leaving the White House:

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Disney to X-Men and Fantastic Four film rights: “I have you now, my pretty! Ha-ha!” https://t.co/nluiP3v8Ve #gotchabitch #finally

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It’s been a long day, but I’m finally home.

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Either someone didn’t think this through, or this is the funniest stealth joke ever. 😂😂😂#jesustakethewheel #blm #areyouserious #blueballs

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Now playing: Gnarls Barkley - Storm Coming

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Me and my chicky.

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#NFL: Will you sell out the protesters for $100M?
Malcolm Jenkins:

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When all else fails, blame the black guy… even though the black guy tried to warn you about it in the first place: https://t.co/DKrCzBYua6 #MuellerTime

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Me: “You’re so beautiful, Tessie.”
Teresa: “Yes, I am! Ha, ha, ha!”
#ProudDad

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@BlueBeeBars happy birthday sis!

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Watching one brother trying to defend trash dudes in the media, only to have the rest of his (male) crew argue him down. It’s the little things in life...

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Ok, so N. Korea has launched ICBMs, and @realDonaldTrump is focused on the fact that Dems didn’t show up to his meeting…

We’re all gonna die.

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Who’s doing what for Turkey Day?

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When I first heard this as a kid, I deadass thought that “big piece of chicken” was a euphemism: https://t.co/tUNER15fIi via @YouTube

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Oh, and I only had one cup of coffee today. Applaud me, damn it.

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I’m so proud of myself right now. Had a light workout after work, now I’m fixing up breakfast.

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I hate when people call themselves “playing devil’s advocate.” If the devil needed an advocate, I’m sure he could hire one better than you.

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My wife thinks our freaky neighbors have moved. Shame.

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With the accusations against Sen. Franken and Prof. Tyson, men whom I admire and respect, I’m reminded of why it can be dangerous to hold anyone on a pedestal.