Charlie Chavez

IG : Charlitos_Chavezito

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

@screechblu10 She had to sit and think about her life choices

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

Don’t trust the media with this coronavirus situation. Ain’t none of these flights gone down in price at all.

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

@sammtheman6 But have you mastered wensday.. wed nes day

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

One of my favorite hobbies is going to a local public place and hoping to see people I know and avoid them. It’s like a one person hide and seek. High risk and even higher reward.

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

I have a confession to make... I never once successfully put together a Beyblade. They would always break up mid spin or smash to bits when it touched the floor.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Jerking off in the town square to make myself powerful enough to destroy the coronavirus

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

@esparocks94 Could you say Your arroz arose to the occasion ?

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

I’m adding ranch hand to my résumé because of all this bullshit.

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

@sammtheman6 Because we think whatever is on the other side of that “door” is a monster until we let them in.

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

@edwintru57 It was until @esparocks94 blew up the spot. 😐

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

My Uber driver just told me I should consider acting and from now on that’s how I’m making all my life decisions. 5 stars and a tip.
This time next year you’ll see me on the silver screen

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

@Patty_Potter_ Na I don’t have that many friends who would show up :/
You can just be mean to me on here that way I can cry but also keep watching Mrs.Doubtfire.

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

I was going to google if baseball season started yet. But I haven’t seen everyone’s IG post saying how they wish they were at Opening Day. So no baseball season hasn’t started.

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

Alright fine I’ll go out tonight....BUT IF I HEAR ONE “AYE AYE AYE” I’M GOING HOME

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

@sammtheman6 Nope I’ve accepted my fate.. I’ll just live life my life on the outskirts of town. Hopping on railroad cars, eating caned baked beans... not wiping gym equipment down with wipes that kill 99.9% of germs, I’ll just use that mystery spray the gym provides.

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

I just saw a dude at the gym with his own bottle of disinfecting wipes.. that’s a little dramatic right ? Or is that normal ? Idk how to react to this, Someone with a grasp on proper social norms please help me.

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

@sammtheman6 Ahhh so it is normal behavior.. there is no longer a place for filth monger like me in this clean futuristic Clorox wipe world.

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

Let it be known, if anyone ever asks me a for a ride to the airport, I will drop you off at to the LAX flyaway shuttle. This isn’t Casa Blanca where I’m going to see you off in a plane and a say a cool catch phrase.

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

@_YoCarlos24 Will you teach me more of these hygienic ways? I want to be normal

[Charlie Chavez @CharlieChavez12]

@FAJITAFLASH75 That sounds like homework. I’d rather catch MRSA than google it and research it.