Asphalt Ape

MMA fan, Metal loving, Science doing, Lab rat, Gamer, #deathsquad. Freak Party. Trying to be the hero in my own story.

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

Kool aide could make pre workout without changing their mascot.

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

I'd love to hear a play by play podcast of Bruins games called by @billburr

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

I love how "It's too cold for snow" is a reasonable sentence in Canada.

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

What is a reasonable amount of espresso?

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

Does Justin Trudeau trust in Judo?

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

Attend, Adapt, Achieve,

[Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion]

Why do no big sandwich chains let you add potato chips as a topping yet?

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

Can I not leave a pawn shop without buying a guitar? New to the crew, BC Rich Warbeast

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

Even when the sky is cloudy it's blue on the other side.

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

With the amount of unrest Trump has caused I'm surprised Isis haven't claimed him as theirs.

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

If you're living on ramen you shouldn't be doing it raw man.

[khabib nurmagomedov @TeamKhabib]

I want to fight for @ufc title for respect but if I don't get my title shot next I have different plan I won't be fighting in UFC @danawhite

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

Conor can hold 2 belts and not defend either #UFC205

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

https://t.co/L7zcpe4LZ8

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

@VGFGamers Overwatch

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

I use "fucken" in place of "umm" when searching for a word more often than I should.

[Asphalt Ape @CharlieFisher87]

Fire! Heat and light torches the cold and brightens the darkness.