Charlie Franklin

Frozen Dinner Enthusiast

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

I don’t support stage actors who abandon their small town lives for the big lights. I’m sorry I don’t look upon disloyalty to your brethren with revelry. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Go ahead and cancel me. #thespian #seeyounexttuesday

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

@Julian_Lee06

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

Y’all think i should go for it? #freedom #thermonuclearwar #sixfugures

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

@MiamiDolphins PUT TYREEK IN THE DAMN BALL GAME. We got this months rent on him getting in the end zone #ramen #evicted

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

Legitimately don’t care who wins this @GeorgiaFootball @NDFootball game. I hate them both. I have pure hatred in my heart for the Georgia bulldogs, but like come one Notre Dame, man up and join a conference. All i care about at this point is @AuburnMBB #wardamn #basketballschool

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

The Texas A&M Aggies football program SUCKS. Sold my parlay ON THE FIRST LEG. speechless

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

Saw smile 2 yesterday. Got home and my dad was smiling at me. Unfortunately, my only option was to murder him. Rest easy pops

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

Attempting to do an absolute mountain of calculus while two dumbasses are playing an 18 hole round of Wii golf in my room. They don’t live here. They’re just playing the Wii in my house. They’re also naked BTW. Kind of hard to derive functions with this tomfoolery happening #fml

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

Jackson McBee’s 5’2” step-dad does not scare me. @montgomerypolicedepartment, this hobbit like man was going 100 mph down Narrow Lane Rd. I feel utterly harassed and slightly violated. What a joke

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

Thought I’d post my morning routine
1) Wake Up
2) Take a massive crap
3) get out of bed
4) Clean myself

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

McDonald’s, Trinity vs. Catholic Volleyball, Presidential Debate. Hope y’alls Tuesday is as spectacular as mine #HappyTuesday

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

Taco Bell took away nacho fries again. The disappointed is great, but I can confirm that the Fiesta Potatoes are the new go to.

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

I miss the way Moe’s used to look. Simpler times

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

Just a crackhead scale a building. Damn I love this country

[Charlie Franklin @CharlieFrank_01]

Just crushed 2 day old mexican food. Currently on all fours begging for my intestines to survive