Charlie Green

relax, your chelant is too high. Sometimes I do the NYT Daily Mini Crossword drunk for ~challenge mode~

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

MAGA people have always been a little crazy to me, but today they went Coup Coup

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

@HeathLongmire @SamKnoxTV @wpri12 You seem like you’d try to dribble a bowling ball. Dudes at the game and you’re mad for people saying he’s at the game?

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

@PIX11Sports @SamKnoxTV @wpri12 @FiggieNY Whoever this reporter is, I’d probably die for him

[Jace frederick @JaceFrederick]

The vice presidential candidate’s platform

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

@PPLET0N Twins legend

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

@KyleTheige What’s the current count of previous wolves win totals we’ve passed?

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

Shake milton watching his minutes disappear by the second

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

Probs couldn’t get a second rounder for him though

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

Karl-Anthony Towns: 29 pts, 10-11 FG (!!!), 2-2 3s, 9 assists (!!!), 6 boards, 2 blks, great defense on Ingram and the game-winning bucket.

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

God himself wouldn’t be able to stop the narratives im spreading about these Timberwolves and specifically Anthony Edwards.

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

There’s just no way 1st year Harry Potter was the best option at seeker

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

Ok, but can she play chop sticks like me?

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

lil tay just went live on IG playing the piano 😂

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

If you’re in your 20’s and your friend group isn’t talking about pork fried rice superiority, you’re failing.

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

This hangover is tasting like a Monday issue

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

Might find love at margaritaville..?

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

Sometimes I give my computer finger guns in the hope it’ll be nicer to me bc I’m cool

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

@andydevine18 @KennyDevine92 No mad, just disappointed.

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

Switching the decaf sticker to the other coffee machine to make things more insteresting rn

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

I’m such a wimp for being allergic to dust. I’ll be better next season I promise.

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

@mcd0naldssprite How many do you think there are? At least 10 right

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

Might steal the Declaration of Independence. Unsure

[Charlie Green @CharlieGreen22]

Referring to eleven as oney-one until I get promoted or fired. Take that corporate America