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Just here to tweet about my tragic life x instagram//snapchat: charliejayex

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Only just got in from work and realised I forgot to get cat food so I had to feed him fridge raiders cos I felt bad 🥹🥹

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Sometimes I just think like I’m really not mentally stable

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SERIOUSLY WHY IS THE DATING SCENE SO BORRRRRINGGGGGG

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Randomly booking a holiday for next weekend haha like why not

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When you have an amazing date on Friday and have been ghosted by Sunday hahahaha

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When someone tempts you to come by saying “there’s a buffet at the party” 😂😂😂😂

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Omgggggg I’m actually gaining weight by the second

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Someone came in work and asked if we could do an event for a gender revel ..
And Louise goes “awww, what gender are you transitioning too”
and the woman said “no it’s for my baby”
and Louise goes “aww what the baby transitioning too” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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How is it I go out to meet someone new and end up getting with a boy that’s already pied me hahahaha

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My cat just bit my bingo wing and I feel absolutely violated

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@jessswainxxx You’re so kind hahaha

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Just spent an hour driving home wondering who would come to my funeral cos I think I’ve ate petrol

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Just burped and it taste like petrol

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Spent 40 minutes in the gym not knowing my top was inside out 😊

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Sign your getting old: sitting on a dodgy chair for too long and ending up with a bad back for a week

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@jessswainxxx From Revs De Cuba to NYC hahahaha

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Met some American dude in Manchester last weekend and now he’s asking to fly me out to NYC, tempted to go for a free holiday 🤔🤣

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Why is anxiety so bad after drinking

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Why is it every time I drink I prove to myself I can’t be trusted

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@jessswainxxx Omgggg so devastating