Charles Kolodziejski

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

You know what I like about Pokemon? The evil organizations may have some nefarious plot to steal pokemon or destroy the world, but if you beat them in battle they still respect social norms and pay you your winner’s fee. Like how does that exchange work? #Pokemon

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

Well this aged well…

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

Best part of watching the Pokémon series is that we spend all this time following Ash try to become the “best that ever was” only for him to go into a tourney and finish like 8th

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

There’s a droid coming to the new Star Wars series called B2EMO… and it’s like buddy I am wayyy ahead of you

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

Some living alone bullshit: splinters in your dominant hand.

Cus now it’s like remember this hand you can do absolutely nothing with? well now you gotta use it and take the sharpest thing you can find and stick your other hand with surgical precision good luck!

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

@cantoniettat Better than during tattoo anxiety. Got one yesterday and I was sweating so bad I was sliding from the chair

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

@cantoniettat So Tony Hawk wasn’t hungry?

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

Neeeeed a new NBA Street with Steph Curry

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

@maggieofthetown The Mandalorian, but it’s a ship captain giving orders to his crewmate Ian.

The Man the oar, Ian!

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

I can’t think of many songs that have aged worse than “If I had a million dollars” by the Bare Naked Ladies

Like what would they now need to sing considering inflation

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

@MBannigan You better! He’s very fragile. Like I’m surprised he didn’t hurt his back on that shot

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

@MBannigan Betrayed by one of my own that son of a gun

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

Rantanen/tarasenko #bucciovertimechallenge

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

Every time I think my mom has made me watch the worst movie I will ever see she comes up with another one like it’s nothin’ .
Today’s is: The Tiger Rising

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

Moving to Miami and I need some furniture I guess it’s time for….. Goodwill Hunting

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

@cantoniettat @freep Can’t believe I’m dead

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

Do old sitcom theme songs or old cartoon theme songs hit harder? The world may never know

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

The Craftsman on Discovery+ is the greatest TV documentary show I have ever seen in my life. And even though it is a tv show it should win an Oscar

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

I feel like someone is playing a trick on me because my parents and multiple other people I’ve seen both own a garbage disposal yet simultaneously use a drain cover to never let anything down it.

I’m losing sleep and my mind about this. Just why?

[Charles Kolodziejski @CharlieKolo]

You know what song really slaps? Miami by… Will Smith