Alh Charliepumpin

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[Alh Charliepumpin @CharliePumpin]

3 years this year, my sister's life was cut short because of NYSC. Keep Resting in Peace, Anna 🙏✨️

[mimmie_marie 💕💕 @mimmie_marie2]

So NYSC posted my younger brother to Kogi State.

We hereby “dash” the posting to @officialnyscng
No be my brother una go kill!!!

To serve Nigeria is NOT BY FORCE 🤷‍♀️

[Mighty Mohammed @The__Vyrus]

If you have re-fuck value, we’ll be hard again in less than 3 minutes. And those second and third rounds do not end in a hurry.

Just come with re-fuck value

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

You no worship God reach King David o

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Gi dem Rice 📌

[ChinazaVictoria @love_Victoria17]

Light no dey country, president dey focus on next year election.

A failure through and through.

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

Bola Ahmed Tinubu

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

FBI agents have to retire at 57, air traffic controllers at 56, and pilots at 65. But somehow demented 70 and 80 year olds running the country is totally fine. Make it make sense.

[funny_kante @funny_kante]

You wey de wear Ankara trouser and apc polo, what do you know about fashion

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

VDM jumping to 2031 is just a sneaky way to normalize Tinubu’s 2027 into your mind despite failure. Same industry-plant just like Sowore with a different script. Amuneke already exposed it.

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

You’re the same person who lied about your brother being kidnapped just to get money, and people had to contribute 5k, 2k, 10k for you.

Now you’re telling me 100M was offered to you and you turned it down?

Even Reno Omokri wouldn’t reject 100M, talk less of an elite almajiri like you.

Please, say something else abeg😂

[Alh Charliepumpin @CharliePumpin]

@Waspapping_ Cap 🤣😭

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

“City Boy Is No Movement, It's a Gathering Of Shady Billionaires Who Can’t Explain Their Mysterious Wealth But Seeking State Protection”
— Idris Zekeri Jnr.

This is absolutely true 💯
A more befitting name is the City Crooks Movement.

[ismail aniemu @ismailaniemu]

This is 5 million megawatts of power generation to be connected to people's stomachs. 😂😹😆

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

We really the let APC people on twitter get mind try dy gaslight us say Tinubu dy work 😂😂😂

[Alh Charliepumpin @CharliePumpin]

@Waspapping_ Na because of your loud mouth dem arrest you 😒

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

another set of very dumb people are the ones that believe that tinubu is wealthy so he doesn't need the country's money 😂😂

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

The roads in @sowore’s state doesn’t look like Jurassic Park to him 😂

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

Middle class life is crazy, one mistake and you're back to poverty.

[Alh Charliepumpin @CharliePumpin]

@drpenking Stop capping 💀

[Oma Akatugba @omaakatugba]

Ever heard of Kaka? Go read up on his former wife and why she let him.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

One thing I will never understand about this time in my life is how so many fcking stupid and unqualified people rose to power.