Charlie!

I'm a kissy wolfbunny and I like cheese! I DO NOT LIKE FEATHERS THOUGH NOT ONE BIT! Let me sit on your lap please I DO A GOOD JOB!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

THERE IS NOT ANY SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH PEANUT BUTTER! THIS IS THE FAKE NEWS! https://t.co/bEJ2Yau87V

[Bon Appétit @bonappetit]

*Puts down jar and spoon* https://t.co/sQy63EF5y5

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

At the vet! Everyone says I am such a love and getting a little bit fatty! I DON'T KNOW WHAT FATTY MEANS BUT I HOPE I GET A TREAT FOR IT!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

People who do not share their pulled pork sliders need to learn more about what it means to be in a pack and be good sharers.

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

@missbaileybean I AM SORRY TO TELL YOU YOUR LADY IS ABOUT TO THROW AWAY COLD CUTS YOU SHOULD START BEGGING RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

@MissBaileyBean I SALUTE YOU BAILEY B. O’SULLIVAN FOR LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

@sazknits lady you are right! this is exactly what will happen!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

SNOW SNOW SNOW POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE DIG DIG DIG ROLL ROLL ROLL POUNCE ROLL DIG

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

IT IS VERY RUDE TO TYPE WHEN I WOULD PREFER YOU USE YOUR HANDS FOR PETTING ME. PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

One thing I can do is snore so hard it makes the whole room vibrate! THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL SKILL!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

One thing I am VERY good at is SNORING IN THE LADY’S OFFICE! IT IS ONE OF MY TRUE TALENTS!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

Sometimes I act very EMERGENCY about going outside AND THEN I WALK OUT THE DOOR IN SLOW MOTION! HA! HA! HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN IS FUNNY!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

I THINK IT IS TIME FOR 4 O’CLOCK PETTINGS! STARRING ME!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT YOUR TIME CHANGES IT IS TOO GETTING CLOSE TO WALKIES TIME IT IS TOO!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

That lady is one minute late starting on my walkies so I will pretend I am not looking at her while I nudge things off a table one by one!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

ALSO YOU GUYS THEY GIVE ME SO MANY TREATS AT THE V-E-T AND THEY DO NOT EVEN MAKE ME DO ANY OBEDIENCES AT ALL FOR THEM!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

I just had a CHECK UP and got my SHOTS and everyone at the V-E-T says I am TALL and HANDSOME and SO SMILEY and SNUGGLY and a GREAT BIG BOY!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

A tip: if your people do not close the screen door ALL THE WAY all the way so it latches you can slip outside FOR A MORNING WALK ADVENTURE!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

TODAY IS EMPTY PEANUT BUTTER JAR DAY LET US REJOICE AND BE GLAD IN IT!

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

If you leave your dollars out I might try to eat them, so what?

[Charlie! @CharlieSheppie]

I am a very good pillow you guys. Really just an excellent pillow.