Milwaukee Charlie

A shithead from a shit town

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Quit having sex in hotel beds people. Some of us like to eat our KFC buckets there.

[Milwaukee Charlie @CharlieSmartass]

You can’t drag my name through the mud when I’ve always been in the dirt.

[Milwaukee Charlie @CharlieSmartass]

I’ll die on the hill I stool on.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

That cat saw its nine lives flash before its eyes

[Taylor McCoy 🦖 @TM9380]

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I can't believe that the entire Siberian Orchestra is trans.

[Mak @mak_aura]

normalize saying “good game” after a break up

[Idunno @oksheesh]

Me to HR: OK you have to admit that was funny

[MisoSilly @SeiYoung83]

“I’m sitting on business”

-hookers, probably

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Quentin Tarantino defending Roman Polanski’s rape of a 13 year old:

“She was down with it…I don’t believe that’s rape. I mean, not at 13. Not for these 13 year old party girls.”

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

getting a second opinion about my tamagotchi’s health

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

You got autism from Tylenol. I got erectile dysfunction from White Castle. We are not the same.

[Milwaukee Charlie @CharlieSmartass]

Out here acting like everything is good while I’m devastated. Where’s my Oscar???

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Morning coffee should be enjoyed in silence.

[Stoner David @DBStoner]

Sorry. Thought you asked for a peep hole person.

[stACED @girl_a_whirl]

I pickup hitchhikers just to read them my drafts & see if I’ve got anything worth posting.

[Judah @bamijuda1]

smoking with a white girl rn she sayin thank u every time I pass the blunt 😩

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you