I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot

That's what I do: I tweet, and I know things. The blue checkmark is implied.

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

If I've ever given you anything here to laugh at or think about, I would certainly be very surprised. Take care. end/

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

I understand that a lot of people I respect need to be here. But if you want to be part of the solution, you should try not being part of the problem; thus I will be ending my participation on this site. I am at the blue place under ctoft; possibly others as the mood strikes. 1/

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

@AstorAaron The problem is that what people seem to want is "hate gays and immigrants more," and I can't really see going along with that personally.

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

Kroger playing ELO's "I'm Alive." Yeah, thanks for reminding me, fuckers.

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

An entire political movement cheering on bomb threats against their perceived opposition is going to take this country to some very dark places.

[Jason Linkins @dceiver]

give it up for Lexi, folks

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

The fakest Fake Melania yet sure feels like our Four Seasons Total Landscaping moment for Campaign 2024.

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

@Romesick

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

I literally have never heard a crypto person make a sociotropic case for why non-crypto owners should care at all if the industry collapses. Like why should I not welcome this.

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

@spurs @FrostBank Try to cling to the 26 point lead next time, guys.

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

Good grief

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

It's published.

We ran 80,000 simulations tonight.

Harris won in 40,012.

https://t.co/vsGVG189Sa

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

Anyway, whatever that all adds up to is my electoral vote prediction. I'm a poll worker, so I'll see everyone on the other side of the vote. /end

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

What the hell, a predictions thread.

Harris is the solid favorite to win the popular vote, by 3-5 pts (basically Biden's margin). Democrats have been underestimated in every election since Dobbs, and pollsters have clearly been bending over backwards to be "fair" to Trump. 1/

[I Promise I'm Not A Sociopathic Chatbot @CharlieToft]

Trump has obviously never appealed to me, but he seems like such a spent force now in every way that it's hard for me to believe he maintains any support or is taken at all seriously. But I guess this race was always going to be close. 11/