charl

I’m left handed

[charl @CharlieWiese]

@BarstoolBigCat made a huge mistake and got Nespresso machine. How in the world do I enjoy wonderful Stella blue coffee when the pods won’t work in my coffee maker? Please help please! (Also good luck on all your bets this weekend)

[Rich @RichDowle]

@ericpalicki

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

Well, if this is it, see you guys over here. #RIPTwitter

[charl @CharlieWiese]

This is the biggest story to hit the press since the fall of the Berlin Wall

[Parker Branton @ParkerBranton]

Memphis, TN police say a tractor-trailer spilled Alfredo sauce all over I-55

[charl @CharlieWiese]

Went into twitter to see what people thought of new drake album

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

the masculine urge to dig

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Catching your reflection after 1.5 hits of your cousin's THC pen

[charl @CharlieWiese]

If only police brutality was as severe as playing Pokémon go, Usually they just get suspended with pay.

[Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo]

Two cops were fired from the LAPD after they failed to respond to the report of a robbery and drove off to hunt a Snorlax in Pokemon Go.

They appealed (said it wasn't okay for squad car recording of them to be used against them). They lost.

From our newsletter today:

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO RETWEETS THIS WILL WIN MY THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY!

DALLAS COWBOYS VS TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS!
DAK PRESCOTT VS TOM BRADY!

ALSO GIVING AWAY MY SIGNED BOOK!

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME AND RETWEET TO WIN!

I WILL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:45 EST

#NFL #DALvsTB

[charl @CharlieWiese]

Ladders + Smoke shop = Anxiety attacks

[charl @CharlieWiese]

@CryptoCowboy33 Never forget

[charl @CharlieWiese]

Who would win in a fight

[charl @CharlieWiese]

What’s goin on @DoorDash

[charl @CharlieWiese]

If 50,000 people Venmo me a dollar it wouldn’t effect them but I’d be rich just something to think about guys ball is in your court

[Kyros @photolynx_]

8 years ago today Yung Lean posted Ginseng Strip 2002 on YouTube, a song that would quickly blow up and become one of the most iconic tracks of the decade https://t.co/j7xuBLgR5t

[charl @CharlieWiese]

@RileyNordstrom *tweets while getting back from/ on/ about to be on a bender

[charl @CharlieWiese]

I feel ya

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

a wild boar in Haifa taking a nap after eating all the garbage

[charl @CharlieWiese]

Would like to start a petition for making DoorDash drivers delivering Dairy Queen to be required to flip the blizzards upside down as well

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been banned from Twitter.