William Max Flanagan

So you were born, and that was a good day. Someday you'll die, and that is a shame. But somewhere in the between was a life in which we all dream...

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

Fuck it, I'm just going to try killing myself again. no way in hell I can make it to 30 anyway.

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

@elimichael17 yeah, you're an emo MAN

[George Flanagan @georgebflanagan]

can someone take the wheel
and show me what to do
unfortunately I feel
like my nightmare’s coming true
Will someone help me out
I can’t do this alone
my dreams won’t come about
how long has heaven known

[George Flanagan @georgebflanagan]

Could we just have
A little more time
I’m not ready for you to leave
You were so loved
In your short life
More so than you could believe

[George Flanagan @georgebflanagan]

Have you reached heaven yet
Beholding the city
Of angels in all of its glory
I know you’re up there
I’ve heard it before
All dogs end up there eventually

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

might be a bit early but I think today might be the day.

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

Kinda just want to be dead right now

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

Q: What is a lion’s favorite archive file format?
A: RAR!!!!!!

[Gabriel Bosslet @gbosslet]

"I see a lot of vaccinated people getting COVID so what is the point?"

The point is these people aren't in the hospital.

That is the point.

[᚛ᚋᚐᚏᚉ ᚋᚐᚉ ᚐᚅ ᚈᚄᚐᚌᚐᚔᚏᚈ᚜ @SirJolt]

One was given to Monica, in his life.
One was given to Erica, by his side.
One was given to Sandra, in the sun.
One was given to Mary, all night long.

But they were all of them deceived. Deep in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Lou Bega forged a master mambo, Mambo No. 5

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

How to get away with murder starring Kyle Rittenhouse

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

Sure do love being lied to and ignored.

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

can't wait to be dead

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

do people really think trump isnt a pedophile?

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

wish I was dead.

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

give me happiness or give me death.

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

fuck this.

[Samantha Heatherman @SamHeatherman]

Is there a reason the most accused sexual offender (Dan Schneider) isn’t hanging himsef

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

if this is all my life is going to be from now on, I'd really rather die.

[William Max Flanagan @Charlie_Schween]

please, not again.