Charlie Swan

Chief of police in a small town in WA. I have a beautiful daughter and grandaughter. I love my job, fishing and watching sports.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

I keep seeing people posting about a new famous book that just came out. Is there some weird pomegranate craze going on now? Sue already made me try that celery-juice-health-thing. No thank you!

#MidnightSun

[Quil Ateara @_Quil_Ateara]

I’m very sad and angry to inform you guys that my sweet @ClaireQA’s account has been hacked by someone pretending to be the owner. 😑 She’s been with me for 10 years, so you can imagine how pissed everyone is.
#RETWEET

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

When I was young we didn’t have the internet, and when the president was on TV, he was on every damn channel we had.
Aren’t you glad things have changed?
#StateOfTheUnion #SOTU

[Quil Ateara @_Quil_Ateara]

Merry Christmas to all my friends and followers! I hope you all have a fun day with your families filled with gifts and food.. lots of food. 🎅🏻❤️🎄🎁

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

It’s Christmas Eve and that means Sue has cookies and fudge in the kitchen that needs sampling. Okay, it doesn’t need sampling. I just keep sneaking in there.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

On national leftovers day, I always make the best turkey sandwich of the year with gravy.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

Except for the candy. I rarely get trick or treaters, so I continuously try to sneak Reece’s cups without Sue catching me.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

Tomorrow is a night of kids, candy, and me patrolling for the yahoos in this town who like to pull pranks. It’s one of my least favorite nights of the year.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

I missed football season so much. It’s that time again to go to @Billy_Black’s on Sundays and take his money when he loses bets. Not this Sunday, of course. The Seahawks are playing.

[Quil Ateara @_Quil_Ateara]

Hanging out in Seattle this weekend, but still had time to watch @cherishdanae’s latest video on YouTube. She likes Twilight so you should follow her. ;)
Let’s see who retweets this..

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

Things have been quiet around Forks lately. I’m not complaining, it’s just strange. This may be a small town, but there are a lot of weirdos.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

@_Quil_Ateara @ClaireQA Because you’re @Jacob_OCRPG’s best friend, I’ll let you take her home. But let her mom know to be expecting a call very soon. //Gives you a card// You both stay out of trouble.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

@_Quil_Ateara @ClaireQA Well, that didn’t take long. I suppose you missed my speeding comment on the phone. //Gestures to @ClaireQA, who is sitting with her friends// I take it you know you that one?

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

@_Quil_Ateara @ClaireQA He is on his way, Miss Young. I’m sure it’ll be shortly. //Sighs// I can hear the engine and can tell he’s speeding through the phone. Son, slow down so I don’t have more paperwork.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

Now I’m calling @_Quil_Ateara? I have no idea how he knows @ClaireQA, but I’ve heard of him. I believe the boy was trying to win a contest for most speeding tickets at one point.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

@ClaireQA @Her_Dad_ I need the number for a guardian or an adult I can call to come get you tonight, but I’m sure your parents will be hearing about this incident soon.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

Not only do I get a call at the very end of my shift, but it turns out to be one of the kids from the reservation. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this @ClaireQA girl before, but she looks terrified.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

@sparkly_bree Unfortunately, anytime there’s an incident like that, it comes with a lot of paperwork. Thankfully, I had a quiet night.

[Charlie Swan @Charlie_Swan]

Happy 4th of July. 🇺🇸 Please be safe while celebrating. I’d rather be eating burgers than showing up at your house because some yahoo has set himself on fire.