Smash Mouth

The Ultimate Fighter - I'll be in that UFC cage one day. All it takes is a little, push...

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I don't think we'll see many rioting Norwegians on our streets tonight, do you?

Proper country, people people, proper culture.

I hope their boys get battered tonight though.

[Aleksandra Huk @HukAleksandra]

Me: I earn £100k
HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k

Me: I bought a car
HMRC: VAT applied

Me: I want to gift my kid £5k
HMRC: Taxed

Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money

Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted
HMRC: That’s income. Tax it

Me: I bought a house
HMRC: Stamp duty please

Me: I want to retire
HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people of Britain want change!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 LMFAO! President Trump BANNED pro-Muslim London Mayor Sadiq Khan from going to his state visit in the UK this week. How can you not love this president!? 🤣

"Well, I didn't want him there! I ASKED that he not be there. The Mayor of London Khan is among the worst in the world...he's the equivalent of the Mayor of Chicago."

"Mayor Khan has done a TERRIBLE job. On immigration, he's a disaster. I asked that he not be there. I've not liked him for a long time."

"You know, I have a certain pride in London, and UK -my mother was born in Scotland. And when I see Mayor Khan doing a bad job, the stabbings, the dirt, the filth - it's not the same. No, I didn't want him there!"

[Smash Mouth @Charliebickerx]

@elonmusk Yes

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@oasis Give me a fucking ticket

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@TateTheTalisman Runescape gold and a GTR

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@elonmusk Thinking about leaving the UK 😂

[Smash Mouth @Charliebickerx]

@Rothmus Lotr rotk

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@LiveDigitalArt Showers

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

ILLEGAL MIGRANT STABS 6 LITTLE GIRLS.

WAKE UP.

[Smash Mouth @Charliebickerx]

@bisping It's not the size, it's how you use it - Steven hawking

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@OldSchoolRS Unsub

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@elonmusk @Not_the_Bee Harambe died for our sins

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@OldSchoolRS Low xp? Shit

[Smash Mouth @Charliebickerx]

@OldSchoolRS What is life when rs is down? How do I recover from all this lost xp?

[The Grand Tour @thegrandtour]

Ready for another series of #ClarksonsFarm? Series 2, 10th February 🐄

[Smash Mouth @Charliebickerx]

@Twitch Midtown madness

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@DannyyHope

[Ciryl Gane @ciryl_gane]

Dream BIG 😤

#UFC285